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Competent homekey fraud correction

Air Force general office 
General document call
Wing general 
General wing at hand
Constitutional allowance of print exam
In history we are where in civilization 

Urban Structure Inspection 

Fail

Instruction to add

The generals attorneys must approach American diction to resign civil unrest.

Attorney General to Forward Admiral
Forward Admiral to General Reserve 


General Assembly 
Before
Reconvening 
Treasury


Obstructing mailbox
Requisition order for reinstitution of mailbox



In the issue of "sermons and titles" in loss
Perhaps draft able language of this nature
 
Please requests to defer scheduled
Appointment and disjourn justice.
Appointment may not be controlled.
This is again violation of rights.  Also
Furthering evidence of consistent
Disregard for equality in attitude and
Unanimity of action in attempt of
Coercion


Wills to turn around discussion, dialogue 
To the tuned laws legal availability 

Thus document owners are not deprived of "housing" control and ownership of speech and speeches of said document(s) currently committed in clerical error

Cities without water fountains and? 2

In California today, 2025, city managers, attorneys, engineering 
Work in an infrastructure of control without water fountains.
Micromanaged district supervision of States of legislature 
Troughing below the poverty lines as entrance and exit serve the wills inheriting the labor of "housing" "something" without competing.

Prediction of 24 hours, 7 days, is enough hearing of you 
Needn't be hear nor better with time in a second arrived

Lots full of practice and routine appearance

Essayists and poets marching 
Into town halls to legislate 
Creating labora frame
Georgia 5th had no time to talk

STOP

Pundits preachers politicians
you may see
attorneys too
and even agree with me
I think you'll find
all have an agenda
with an axe to grind
lining their pockets
feathering their nest
keeping their cards
close to the chest
saying one thing
doing another
I'd take 'em out and shoot 'em
if I had my druthers
and then there's censorship 
where one man's word rules the roost
to remain silent would be
a gag order self-induced
Bricusse and Newley had it right
when they wisely wrote
'Stop the world, I want to get off!'
a verbatim quote

Legal Eagles

'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,' 
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may litigate,
seen one you've seen them all,
what's not to hate?

One Brushstroke

Youth was just a lone brushstroke
Foolishly I thought it would forever glow...
the same best friend forever
the same candy store from heaven
the same field of flowers gold...
but youth never really had a chance. 
It was dragged from the warm tide pool
into the deep blue end. 
So many wasted moments
swinging from social anxiety tree
lonely bee looking for the flower
amidst a decade and a half of cold concrete...

The best friend died of liver disease
the heavenly candy store is gone
eaten by a horde of attorneys
the wildflower field plowed under
by rows of broken homes.

One brushstroke on the canvas of eternity.
The joke had always been on me.

Song of Life

I am blessed to born with a cry
Bringing smiles around, like a flashing pry
 
World is wisdom, balancing the stories
As ages pass with unsaid glories
 
The pickle is delivered with taste of moment
On the floor, earthed to live as a tenant
 
As we revolve, so does the time
Moons and stars, with the glowing lime
 
Ears, eyes and all my senses
Are never enough to cross the fences
 
Caged in free world, running with the stress
With triggered emotions, and endless chase
 
Have learned through this journey
Clueless is makers wish, 
Timeless are tale of attorneys.

Trilogy of Nonviolence Advocates Rev King Jr Attys Mandela and Gandhi!

The "Trilogy of Non-Violence" advocates peacefully uplift humanity
Humanity is to behold a peaceful way of overcoming the struggle of life.
Life, where all souls are valuable and with love are diminishing hate
Hate! Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. states, "Driven out by the light."
 
Light of the world for humanity to see shining bright, eliminating darkness
Darkness, which Attorney Nelson Mandela survived in gloomy dungeons.
Dungeon of despair, trying to rent his humility, spirit, and soul without relent
Relent, he withstood, overcame with God's grace, seeking peace, not revenge!
 
Revenge develops turmoil in humanity's mind and soul—"So agonizing!"
Agonizing the spirit to do ill will toward others without peace—Violence!
Violence Attorney Mahama Gandhi pronounced is inferior to non-violence
Non-violence is strength emanating from an indomitable will of humanity.
 
Humanity diligently erased images of the beast, displaying its ugly appearance,
Rev. Dr. King, Jr. Attorneys Mandela and Gandhi defeating such ugliness!

No longer funny

Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're now a bunny,
Im no longer hunny.
 But when I had money,
I was then a honey,
We went on journeys,
Needing no attorneys.
You left without warning,
I now cry each morning 
I'm now good for scorning,
With my heart now mourning.

Blame

Hello. I think that you, like most people, have met me.
My name is Irresponsibility, and I live up to my name.
I will never forget "The Twinkies Defense" used by
Dan White's attorneys in the double murders of
Mayor Moscone and Harvey Milk in San Francisco.

Should I be held responsible for things I do when
under the influence of sugars or other consumables?
I will neither lie, cry, nor deny that I did the things
for which I am accused. Yes, I did them. But.

But I will never take responsibility for my actions.
I ran the stop sign, but I should not have to pay the fine.
He, her, them, or they? It's okay, but certainly not Me.

Yes, I pulled the trigger, but I did not make the gun.
The government needs better laws to stop gun makers.
Indeed, I concur and consent that this confession
is in essence a concession filled with 'Buts, Howevers,
Moreovers, and of course, Whatever'; but not a 'Period'.

Yes, I'm a thief and a cheat, but it is not my fault.
The devil, his demons, and all their friends made me do it.
It is therefore not my fault, and I will not take the BLAME.
If you understood my problems, you would never BLAME me .

Sepulcher After Massacre

Now, sepulcher after sepulcher!
Bitter fall-out of a massacre!
After talks failed: the Bilateral
And later the Multilateral:
Fortunate corpses for epitaph,
Missing in action for cenotaph…

Men glory in reckless bloodshed
That succeeds in fields painting red:
Attorneys could them prosecute;
Dissidents they must first execute!
They may be tried for genocide;
Some mosquitoes braved insecticide 

Why do we death play like a coupon?
A good shot does that from bad weapon…

In hospital condition serious:
That of shot-in-the-head Prince Julius!

The Hollywood Realtor

She keeps a loaded *****
in her shoulder bag.
She once found an unused finger
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues her cosmetologists
probing for their facial weaknesses.

She carries a Pekinese with diamonds.
She is a mother of cloud-children
that live on the outskirts
of her other interests.

She diets on crustaceans and couscous.
Her soft parts are pummeled
into snapping turtles.

While I was away,
her hard buttocks came to visit.
they left a card that said:

Your home has been remodeled
to suit a better class of person.
You need to downsize immediately,
contact my office
for further instructions.

I approached the authorities -
they just shrugged.

A Deservedly Misunderstood Driver

A Mitsubishi breezes out of the South at Seven,
The North storming at Eleven;
The driver’s continual worrying of gear five,
The tires of the machine ever roaring alive;
In pyramidal slights of screaming passengers
Now-turned doom-alerting messengers.


It’s a driver clearly going bananas,
His remarks classically proving his uncivil manners;
Kano pedestrians openly mad at him,
Now and then attacking him as a team;
Fears that he ‘d been weaponizing his journeys,
Each murder charge circumventing with bribed attorneys…

Always about spillage of blood on a coal tar,
Which he had their bills settled in a lone bar;
The other day, all the passengers dead and cold !
Driver and conductor assisting ambulance told;
Only minor injuries to driver’s finger nails
And serious injuries to conductor’s toenails.

Ambulance Chasers

Ambulance chasers
have morphed into
Civil Rights Attorneys...
salivating at the gurneys – a big
paycheck a chance to obtain,

making a living by inflaming
already blood-red, fiery pain – 

Compounding perceived 
prejudice -- hate; propagating 
color-division...though good
blindness has been of late
on many lips and in loving sighs 
contradicting rank media allies
(conspiring enclaves – perpetuating 
malicious, racist lies)... 

manipulating facts for 
evil purpose; they are
the “Mess” in cesspool...with
only one rule, win at all cost,
and a healthful society though
not so gullible as they think
forced to wade through
foul sewage
a shyter's manufactured
legal stink....

She Wins

She keeps a loaded barb
in her pocket book.
She once found an unused finger,
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues the cosmetologist
at Macy’s,
probing for facial weaknesses.

She carries a Pekinese with diamonds.
She is a mother of cloud-children.
They live on the outskirts
of her other interests.

She diets on crustaceans and couscous.
Her soft parts are pummeled
into snapping turtles

While I was away,
her hard buttocks came to visit.
It left a blank card
and a small unspoken threat.

The ‘threat’ was on the front step
when I returned home.
it is now under my roof,
organizing my life, remodeling it
into something less comfortable.
more ergonomically efficient. 

I have informed the authorities.

Dumb Lawyer Joke Limerick

Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"

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