Short Attorneys Poems

From the gurney,
to all the attorneys
I'm finally paid....

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Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"...

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Physicians
magicians 
who work wonders with a pill.
They diagnose,
prescribe the dose,
and then you get the bill.

Attorneys
journey
to the law books for a clue.
to file a brief
or sue for grief,
but it's legalese to you.

Mechanics
don't panic
when the car chugs in the bay.
They take their time
to wipe the grime.
" It won't be done today."...

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Crashing for Cash

Attorneys will flock to your side
Before your blood even has dried
     Can crashing for cash
     Do much for YOUR stash?
Each lawyer their cut tries to hide

Five lawyers came calling on me
Good grief!  I had just skinned my knee
     Have I grounds to sue?
     I don’t think I do
Just do it to pay lawyer’s fee




Alphabetically written as a-e and f-j
*January 9, 2019
For Joseph May’s Limerick II Contest...

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Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're now a bunny,
Im no longer hunny.
 But when I had money,
I was then a honey,
We went on journeys,
Needing no attorneys.
You left without warning,
I now cry each morning 
I'm now good for scorning,
With my heart now mourning.







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'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,' 
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may litigate,
seen one you've seen them all,
what's not to hate?
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