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Asinine Questions To Ponder101

Why does mama only see the dog stains?

How can dad step over dog stains and not see them?

Why is it that mama is the only one who notices trash lying on the floor?

How can dad step over trash on the floor and not see it?

Does anyone but me see a pattern?

My son makes a game of balancing trash on top of the overflowing garbage can...let's 
see how high we can stack it!!  What fun!!

Copyright © Doris Culverhouse | Year Posted 2010

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Carolyn Devonshire Date: 4/20/2010 8:27:00 PM This is a hoot, Doris. Great questions! So glad I caught this poem when it hit the hot 100. Having trouble keeping up, but you gave me a great laugh! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Tim Ryerson Date: 4/17/2010 2:21:00 AM Yes, I see a pattern here, Doris!... Only mama knows! Witty and hilarious yet with great insight - Tim Login to Reply

Keshia Murphy Date: 4/15/2010 3:06:00 PM you seem to have a handle on this so why is it that dirty clothes go next to the hamper and not in it? By the way, thanks for your comments Login to Reply

Jimmy Anderson Date: 4/15/2010 2:20:00 PM Hey Doris, Thnx my friend for always reading and leaving comments on my writes...it means a whole lot to me..Jimmy Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 4/15/2010 2:20:00 PM I feel your pain Doris... but such are women and men ..ah viva la difference... u can't live with them and u can't live without them..sometimes...luv.. very creative..Linda-Marie .. check out my blog Poetry Poll.. please.. Login to Reply

Lynette Chachere Date: 4/14/2010 11:34:00 PM lol.haha, sounds fun for your son & you! and also, it's so sad how some men really see it that way..i mean.why not take out the trash too, let her know that you appreciate what she does...the smallest things can be worse. great write.and i am 17, i was born in 1992, late november.but i love the earlier days so much better, like the mid 70's, and all through the 80's.great times, i've heard it was. have a wonderful night Doris. -Always&Forever Lynette Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 4/14/2010 10:29:00 PM Fine and funny Login to Reply

Charles Henderson Date: 4/14/2010 2:55:00 PM So true. Charles Login to Reply

Faleshia Murphy Date: 4/14/2010 12:20:00 PM very funny yet so true woman can see many many things that men can't that;s why we are the brains in the family Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 4/14/2010 11:13:00 AM I was a professional violinist for most of my life - now retired - and played in major symphony orchestras, taught in public schools and in colleges. I don't play these days. at 80 I decided to do something else with my time. LOve, daver Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 4/14/2010 11:07:00 AM If they see it, it is only to point it out to the mother so she will handle the problem....Great topic chosen..Keep the creative pen flowing..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Sara Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 4/14/2010 10:14:00 AM I think it is a defect on a gene somewhere..It runs on the male side...smile. BG Login to Reply

Larry Belt Date: 4/14/2010 9:19:00 AM LOL Too funny......Larry Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 4/14/2010 9:00:00 AM "What fun" is right! You should see my house, Doris - disaster area inside. How can I keep walking around all the mess? It aint hard. Did I understand that you are a fiddler? Love, daver Login to Reply