Asinine Alcohol

Asinine alcohol alters me into a paper sniper Ready to bounce and pounce on any challenger Who dares to dance his lance in the path of my pied piper Primed to civilize and sanitise viewpoints of an avenger. Asinine alcohol magnifies my crucial social strength Metamorphosing my frail figure into a Gulliver With mesmerizing might in both girth and length Although in reality a midget differs from both Oliver Twist and McGyver. Asinine alcohol rolls my eyes, my world, my brain Turning every reel of reality topsy-turvy In a kaleidoscope catapult in which the reign of my refrain Immortalises illusions, imprisons reason giving way to scurvy. Asinine alcohol forestalls balls, walls and calls for sobriety Pouring scorn, whittling away sapience on the horn of moderation Measured on a scale of propriety, sobriety and impropriety In the context of consideration, celebration and cerebration.