Christmas Animal Poems

    Porky Pig and Dairy Cow-Moon
        did up X-mas at the local saloon

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{This poem was entered but did not place in the ONLY 2025 POSTED POEMS CONTEST, judged on 1/21/2025}. 

This entry is for the Second Chance...

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my enemy gave to me
Twelve upset tummies gurgling
Eleven spoiled milk cartons curdling
Ten missed opportunities to achieve
Nine judges who refused my...

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Do you suppose the monkey knows?
He has ten fingers and ten toes.
He has a brain inside his cranium,
If you ask me, that ain't so dumb.
Do...

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Venus
Casts a tiny shadow
Upon the ghostly snow
From its candle held by an extended hand
Of a cloaked man
Who trips through the stripped trees

Follows the fresh trail...

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Santa's problem was Rudolph's crutch.
And, also, Rudolph whined way too much.
We need help pulling the sleigh tonight
Another Reindeer might fix our plight.

An animal rescue said,...

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and baby 
Liz-Beth cried, crawled, and sat waiting for me.
My police neighbor trains a NARC doggy
Liz sees, does, and sits...

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Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in my bed,  
With visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.  
But little did I know,...

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You were ours and kept us entertained
For hours and hours
In a box you sat
Happy and smiling

Eyes so yellow 
They were bright
But I did but worry
You...

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Farmer Zeb and his wife Henrietta were in love with their cows.
Put them into their Christmas card photo with their happy bull Sows.
Sows was something...

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The doctor spent hours fitting me with glasses
Those are the ones! My owner said.
Valentines Day is coming up.
And they will look cute at Christmas said...

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I felt great calmness and perfect peace. I had the feelings of a poor man who has just come under the protection of the Royal...

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On Christmas Eve a call went out from the Pole.
Santa was sick, we needed a witch, faerie or troll.
Someone who could substitute and take his...

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Santa came down with a horrible cold.
Had to interview everyone – young and old.
Elves finally chose a frog big and bold
Whose steed was a hen...

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Back to normal

The festivities are over, and the morning news 
is about the war in Ukraine, we are told how successful 
their army is shooting...

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