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X-Mas at the Local Saloon

    Porky Pig and Dairy Cow-Moon
        did up X-mas at the local saloon

     Where Olive Oil and Pepe le pew
        had already downed more than a few

     Porky Pig and Cow-Moon
        joined in by singing a tune... 

    But when they courted disaster
        by all getting plastered  

     They were tossed out on their keisters
        ~ and didn’t get sober ‘til almost Easter

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Michael Tor

Date: 1/27/2025 11:01:00 PM

That's a long time Gershon lol...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/27/2025 7:01:00 PM

Visiting ye old Saturday morning cartoons. :) …that’s all folks

John Read

Date: 1/26/2025 10:28:00 AM

Hi Gershon, maybe they were singing out of tune.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 1/26/2025 8:55:00 AM

What a creative/fun write you have here. No green beer for them??? Just a thought, maybe there is a second write here. Have a fun day as you write away.................

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/26/2025 6:43:00 PM

TYSM, Paula. Merry, merry, Merry 2 U!