Alt Poems - Poems about Alt

Mary had a little lamb. He stepped into some soot, and everywhere that d**n lamb went his sooty foot he put. He followed her to school one day, and this I must confess: He got into the classroom and made a bloody...Read the rest...

We pull into a Winding Station, Hand the Attendant our key, Head into the Station Inn For a snack and Earl Grey Tea. In less than an hour, Our machine being oiled The tension being adjusted And our spring tightly coiled, I slip...Read the rest...

Oh, God that you push Ctrl Alt Delete Reboot with a clean startup New direction unto many feet Receive living water from your cup Defragmenting this inside cluster Causing confusion to run slow Not to be delayed by filibuster Scan the...Read the rest...

There is only one time when I’ll need you; Like Ice cream doesn’t need a banana. So, until I do, or the ice cream does, I will be on this side of Havana....Read the rest...

Licky butt, oh, licky butt Lick your bum my lovely puppy Gonna feed you a dead guppy It's belly up So feed it to the pup....Read the rest...

When the program isn’t working like it should, No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck. When the techie’s not around to make things good Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck. All it...Read the rest...

Ctrl alt del In a world of awe-inspiring wonder We have been programmed to believe We are the victim of a system Giving birth to modern disease This virus can exhaust your mind Press ctrl alt delete Get me out of this...Read the rest...

Self-control is the first lesson of life, when learning to be presentable. An alternate lifestyle will bring you grief, but you are no different in that respect. All grieve. Delete everything you should not have said or done. There is a scream, then nobody...Read the rest...

Shutdown, restart, blink and freeze Why oh why can’t technology for once be a breeze? Such simple commands, pressing start or enter But you would think you were begging for a suntan In the middle of winter I rely on...Read the rest...

Control, Alt, Delete If I could control life from some alternative universe, I'd delete you out of it. You try to control and manipulate others With your alternate version of the truth, but all you seem to manage is killing-- Killing...Read the rest...

A tweet thats on TWITTER is so worth a look ... So are the threads on someones FACEBOOK!!!! Poor MSN has lost all its hype .... I think its the invention of something called SKYPE!!! I GOOGLE for something...Read the rest...

I was smoking non-menthol cigarettes and tying my threadbare new balance shoelaces at the corner deli waiting in line to buy more non-menthol cigarettes....Read the rest...

Ctrl. Alt. Del. Catatonic, I lie, my emotions frozen, specks of dust swept beyond the trails, of nameless pathways that could not be chosen. Numbed, I stand, all feeling shattered, like dandelion seeds adrift in the wind, shuffling between fragile clouds, pieces...Read the rest...

I have been with you for two years I am not happy I am full of tears. So here is what I am going to do. I am going to ctrl alt del you out...Read the rest...