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Quote Left Well, waking up hungover and snuggled up in bed with the boss's 19-yr-old daughter and having to walk out of the house past his surprised ass at the breakfast table doesn't do wonders for your career. Quote Right
Quote Left Um, not sure. I just had the most hilarious recollection of this episode on the Discovery Channel I saw with rabbits having sex. Truly a representation of the human experience, the male was humping away, about 300 strokes a minute, while the female had this look on her face that I can only equate with 'I wonder what shade I should get my nails done with tomorrow'. True to form, the male kept on going at it, even up until the point where he fell over to the side, losing penetration, yet still pumping away like mad. Quote Right
Quote Left In Life: You spill your cereal at breakfast, you get fired from your job, your dog dies, and your house burns down. Computer Equivalent: Virus Detected. In Life: You've finished a 900 page novel. Your life's work. You will be a famous author world-wide; but then, it falls into the lit fireplace. Computer Equivalent: Quitting without saving. In Life: A solution to all problems is found. World peace is achieved, all conflicts end, and everyone is happy. Computer Equivalent: Ctrl+Alt+Del Quote Right
Quote Left After an obviously long night he found himself staggering about at home, when that familiar urge suddenly came upon him. In an uncharacteristic flash of common sense he managed to get to his bedroom window before unloading his guts through it. Unfortunately he was standing in the garden, looking in. Quote Right
Quote Left Let others laugh, let others snicker We're all related in our love of our liquor Quote Right
Quote Left If God is the answer, it must have been a very stupid question. Quote Right

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Quote Left Music is the alter ego of poetry. And poetry, the artful expression of the soul. Music. Art. Poetry.. Quote Right
Quote Left Timing isnt the thing that's everything, God’s timing, is the blessing that waiting brings, to not wait brings error, so don't repeat, just stop, control, alt, delete. Quote Right
Quote Left The faith in our God is the only hope for Humanity, although the unbelievers deride whoever believes in Him. Quote Right
Quote Left There's no small amount when it comes to giving of yourself. Give what you can, avoid glances of humiliation. Those are malevolent stares of wealthy people that give for gain lacking the joy in generosity. Quote Right
Quote Left If we attempt to alter fate, we would alter our course of events. Each one of us has a predestination: a task to accomplish before life ceases to exist. Quote Right
Quote Left Quiet time between, like tranquil rests in music, can be important for health and balance as any focused volume. Quote Right
Quote Left There are shortcuts to money But there are no shortcuts to wealth Quote Right
Quote Left Although these terms may often imply some parity, their common and shared roots, may separate and turn them astray. For example, genius and wisdom both involve the intellect, yet can be sadly independent and distinct in their own way. Quote Right
Quote Left The benevolent man seeks to share his wealth, while the malevolent man seeks to horde for his own health. Quote Right
Quote Left I have created the dreariest place of despicable remoteness, keeping loveliest words concealed inside, never whispered or spoken to reach a greater altitude: thoughts tossed to a storm unable to express themselves! Quote Right
Quote Left Disrespect is the sum total of how a person rates you, a true reflection of their perception of who you are. So no matter how flimsy or insignificant disrespect is, I will not tolerate it. I respect people regardless of age, gender or status and I expect nothing less in return. Once I perceive any iota of disrespect I will respectfully remove myself from the scene to protect my emotional health and preserve my self esteem Quote Right
Quote Left fashion is your soul quality of your loyalty dress are in your next body janma. Devil kiss Fashion designer of new era Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Offloading pain — the poet's specialty Quote Right
Quote Left Some of the respected people ask me how we get pain when Our soul is amar body destroyed into the ashes you make your stupid thoughts I just asked are you dead or alive because three naama one is ashes second is your body which is sucking giving unnecessary demand of health third is death.so when you leave think are you alive after that how much will be the pain because since from birth it happens. With love all Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left The currency of life is not wealth but moments; spend them wisely. -Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left The health of the planet reflects the choices of its inhabitants; let us choose wisely and nurture our environment. -Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left In the pursuit of wealth, let not the soul be bankrupt in virtue. - Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left United by love, fortified by loyalty, family remains a sanctuary even in a chaotic world. -Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left Basuri tho bas ek bin hai nagin zaher ohalti hai jaanta nacch dikhaye hum madari ka khel dhika dounga samndar par shav theryey hai Sagar manthan Jai bhole Devi durga kalki Dhumavati maa Jagdish bajantri Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left In the pursuit of greatness, never neglect the irreplaceable cornerstone -health. -Aloo Denish Obiero Quote Right
Quote Left In the shadows of conflict, humanity weeps as peace becomes the casualty, leaving scars etched on the landscape of nations. Quote Right
Quote Left Loyalties are important, yet they can travel only so far. One comes to question that commitment, such as, is it to an ideal cause; or to an individual, who's actions give one pause. If the answer returns some clarity, with a consensus, but conflicting view, one can finally reach a conclusion; to thine self, will you be true. Quote Right
Quote Left We live in, and transverse, shadows of our own deception...let conscience be our alternative guide when light is dim and the voice of reason near silenced. God is no ventriloquist nor illusionist -- Quote Right
Quote Left Our destinies are inseparable. As long as one child is being abused and suffering on earth, those tears will salt the pure streams of even heaven. And we will be compelled to taste and drink of them. We take with us, not only all that we did...but all that we did not. Quote Right
Quote Left Kuri Yaway pen yak bloody Civilians, PAK army ko galiyan nikaltay hain, Kashkol niazi bhikari Kay pechay Lag kar military par bhonktay hain. Kutay kahin Kay bay gairat dramabaz. Quote Right
Quote Left Niazi suna hai tun girl friends aisay badalta raha hai jaisay log kapray badaltay hain, Chalo maan Liya ab tun musalman hai to kia tun us waqt kafir bay Iman tha hain? Quote Right
Quote Left Everything we perceive is based on a number of variables, including our senses, emotions, mental and physical health, life experiences and the influences of others. But, our intuition is our higher self and knowledge in action. Quote Right
Quote Left One does not write about a whole lot of different things, subjects, without having done a whole lot of different things, subjects already and those made-up (Imagination, a soullful consort of the aritist) -- a lot I am not particularly prowd of...and a lot I am. It is a spicy mix that salts and peppers poetry of interest. Not a necessity, but far easier to write after one has actually done something. Quote Right
Quote Left A child grows from love with a healthy Mind and Body. Val Brooklyn Rogers blk panther Quote Right
Quote Left I demand more meat in my poetry, gravy but not swimming in it. A heaping salad but not so much garnish and dressing to overpower the healthful greens. Quote Right
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