Ahem Poems - Poems about Ahem

...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...

... Imagine!! Spending each day of your very limited life. Communicating only at one poetry site? They only respond to those who read them? How selfish~ radioactive poets, ......Read the rest...

...Sneaking into the museum to avoid the sudden rain Raisin said, “I don’t want to get soaked right through again, It was bad enough when that truck through that puddle dashed And you and me - but ma......Read the rest...

...He came to me in a rhythm, an ordinary Black American woman, age 33 spilling gentile and Pinesol, and debris of his knee\ A couple of diamonds and pearls, said the dream, "Is the dreaming Awakening......Read the rest...

..."Do you like U2?" she asked. It was an unusually awesome sunrise in Belleville Park. I come here to eat my breakfast on nice days and to take in the scenery before heading to the office. Paris ha......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...Touching hearts - did I just call him a ham, her a turkey, another a chicken, as I directed them with smiles, my humor-filled wiles. I resurrect, as I’m directed to hand out love. This makes me ge......Read the rest...

...Since the government won't define 'woman' Let me help: They're demonstrably super-human Until recently, thought to be closer to God than men 'Progressives' aim for 'equality' ~ ahem .......Read the rest...

...The thought of you and me in bed rings alarm bells in my head I don't know, it just doesn't seem right to have you for myself all night Of course, I love your torrid affection ......Read the rest...

...Kind like an angel She comes unseen from everywhere; Scarcely see through the bars of wrath; Her wings are stretched in search of sincere soul; The caged queen is singing for having me. Ahem! T......Read the rest...

...The Holy Bible is a Journal. On the desk, and it's definitely not made of Mahogany, it's lightly-stained Oak. The blanket is Navaho. It's All Sacred. Those Impeccable Tribes of the D......Read the rest...

...Purim Serum Reverse the decree, costume quorum, Dour outlooks, ingrates can wait, To “V’Al HaNissim” respond “Amen!” ‘Til Shichur or REM inebriate, Confusing “Baruch Mordechai & Arur Haman”, Ch......Read the rest...

...The sky's motion and the imagination. Echo—elation. I heard the echo and heeded my own voice Echo—rejoice. Into a gray, flawless sky as the earth sits still Echo—drill. A mellow ech......Read the rest...

...My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus... My professional treatment plan predicated upon duress in extremis hence Electroconvulsive therapy, a last ditch effort I avail and surrend......Read the rest...

...When the disciples James and John saw this, they asked, “Lord, do you want us to call fire down from heaven to destroy them?” But Jesus turned and rebuked them. Luke 9:54-55 How ......Read the rest...