Rude Acrostic Poems

Circumstances...circumcising visions of premonitions 
Orange sun shines on thousand seconds after dawn
Not that yesterday mattered anymore
Just so that you know, I'm sore...you're a bore and...

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Don't ever dedicate your soul to Satan for lucre
Evil is one of the best fruits of  Diable
Verify the mouvents of some friends to avoid traps,
It...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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Hurtling toward me was a messy, slimy mass
Of masticated food from a diner with no class!
Glancing off my head (I ducked!), it landed on poor...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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Serious outcomes and rude terms correlated to gun
Threats of violence and death, as well as viciousness 
Obviously, there would be thousands of gun battles
People have died...

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Ice Cream Companions An Acrostic by James E Lee Sr.


Indefatigable brownies ingest eaten with chocolate cake.
Chewy candies treat nuts and cherries.
English toffees mixed in milk...

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GREETINGS ALL!
Greeting people on the street
Reason cannot assess how
Even a quick American "hi" in retreat
Elevates someone's mood, and the State's
Truth be told, can't say how...

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GREAT ESCAPE
             
   
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BAD RESOLUTIONS 

Be good, be kind, help those along the way.
All good resolutions I’ve made on New Year’s Day.
Don’t do this, don’t do that, do...

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F luffy full or fine, all my kitty-cat babies have fur lush softness

E ver kept styled thru cutely rude cat contortions that aid sandpaper

L icks...

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A-im at the right way of life,
M-ake it your everyday rule;
I-n the midst of the wicked world,
E-vade the eyes of the fool.

C-hoose the right way...

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My friend, I wish you not to think me rude
Or to have wronged you when I spoke so terse
Now I must be I fear, in...

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Corky Withers was a Very talented performer,
leaving audiences Excited and mystified
with his magic acts Night after night. 
More mesmerizing Than the sleight of hand
was his...

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J-ust turn the other cheek, 
E-vening the black and blue; 
N-o two wrongs make a right, 
N-or another fault favors
Y-ou.

M-ake both your cheeks
O-utsmart the rude...

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