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The Killer Accountant

To Be Sung to the Tune of Man on the Silver Mountain in the style of Ronnie James Dio with Rainbow

I compute, I compute
I'm a meticulous brute
you can't stop me from filing
Cause I'm no fun, I'm no fun
But I get your tax done
The new tax code I'm learning

I wear bland attire
and lift your refund higher
Someone's

Categories: accountant, humor, music,
Form: Lyric

Officially Poor

My accountant said I'm officially poor,
so I headed out to the grocery store.
Food now costing so much more.
Preparing tuna casseroles, eating spaghetti
striving to keep track of every penny,
is making me anxious, my palms now sweaty..
Gas prices may have stabilized but every thing
else continues to rise, even every day household supplies..
Merchants smile at you so you

Categories: accountant, money,
Form: Light Verse

The Cunning Figures

An accountant asks for accuracy
Playing figures 
Always got his mind tangled
Blurring his eyes
And so bustling the calculator
Making his neck strained and fingers stiff
But the cunning figures 
Still manage to escape 
From his balance sheet sometimes
Causing him a severe headache
What's more
So surprisingly 
Sometimes has to go all the ways 
To make fool of the figures
For tax

Categories: accountant, math,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Accountant

They say we are the memories of the past
We calculate every detail like a husk
We hear numbers as music to the ears
We seek the answers like monstrous spears

I’ll tell you, we love to balance everything
From small to large amount of budgeting.
To analyzing every detail of a balance sheet
To overviewing that written check slip

Precision and accuracy

Categories: accountant, career, confidence, growth, how
Form: Free verse

Faerie Hunts Down Frog Accountant

The prince was fearful when he saw the pretty faerie headed his way.
He held up his arm indicating that was close enough.
She was transfixed by his stare, so she kept flying.
Seriously! He croaked, please give me six feet.
She sat down, and he relaxed a bit.

I am here to transmogrify you back, she told him.
He had

Categories: accountant, fantasy,
Form: Prose Poetry

The Dancing

PRELUDE TO "THE DANCING!"


Driven asunder, the sword sliced, hacked, and chopped at the bloody mangled thing that was once a stout courageous man, in a black suit, on his way to accounting school.
Incredibly the heart still beat and the head, even though severed from the neck, saw and expressed opinions on the other's dancing...


"THE DANCING!"


No

Categories: accountant, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

Accountant

We love to make lists,
To describe, name, number.
How can it have value,
If not on my list.
As logger I stand
Before the green forest,
The numbered trees
Are ones to cut.
The forest cut down
Is only to me
Bigger box to live in,
A shiny new car,
The species I slaughter
Are not for my count,
They appear on
Another mans list.

Naturalists say
We'll not care to,
Protect

Categories: accountant, anger, animal, nature,
Form: Free verse

The Accountant

She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.







11-20-16

Categories: accountant, humor, work,
Form: Limerick

The Accountant

I've been an accountant, since I received my degree
And I wake around seven, with a fake grin and coffee

So I drive to the office, to watch time past by
Will there be time for travel, will there be time for life

Will I be blessed with a women...One quick with a line?
Her breath on my neck with

Categories: accountant, america, analogy, career, destiny,
Form: I do not know?

Possible Future Accountant Haiku

hopeful and happy
the little girl counts to ten
does it nine more times

Categories: accountant, girl, growing up, inspirational,
Form: Haiku