The Killer Accountant

To Be Sung to the Tune of Man on the Silver Mountain in the style of Ronnie James Dio with Rainbow I compute, I compute I'm a meticulous brute you can't stop me from filing Cause I'm no fun, I'm no fun But I get your tax done The new tax code I'm learning I wear bland attire and lift your refund higher Someone's screaming my name Come and save me money again I'm the killer accountant I'm the killer accountant In the day in the day I can show you the way And look, I'm right beside you In the night, in the night you will not be uptight Uncle Sam can't see inside you Write off your dryer Lift my pencil higher Someone's screaming my name Come and save me money again, I'm the killer accountant I'm the killer accountant, hey, hey Well, I can help you, you know I can I'm the killer accountant I'm the killer accountant Just look at me and listen I'm the man, the man, give you my hand I'm the killer accountant Write off your dryer, lift my pencil higher I'm the killer accountant, I’m the killer accountant Have no fear, no fright, there’s no audit - that’s right I’m the killer accountant