Faerie Hunts Down Frog Accountant

The prince was fearful when he saw the pretty faerie headed his way. He held up his arm indicating that was close enough. She was transfixed by his stare, so she kept flying. Seriously! He croaked, please give me six feet. She sat down, and he relaxed a bit. I am here to transmogrify you back, she told him. He had been afraid of that. Dreading the day. Nothing had been worse than paying all the bills in the palace. Please don’t, he implored her. I love it here. I can swim all day, and the flies are tasty. His huge tongue sizzled out and snatched one. YUM! But the king needs you, she told him. He is lonely. There are other accountants, he told her. Please tell him you could not find this one. She suspected there was another reason. What about your wife? She misses you. She was never kind to me, he argued. She put me down. She made fun of me in front of my children.