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Funny Abuse Poems

These Funny Abuse poems are examples of Abuse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Abuse Funny poems written by international poets.


A Blender Nearly Chopped Off All Of My Fingers
I cut my finger 
to the bone 
and cauterized the 
wound with 
melted chocolate. 

I rather enjoy 
the taste of 
pain. 
...

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Categories: abuse, addiction, allegory, analogy,



Premium Member no extremisam period'
I am not an extremist..I beleive in live and let live.'
Yet so often the world, offers death it seems to out-give.'
All through the ages..War rears...

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Categories: appreciation, child abuse, conflict,

3am Breakdowns
Laying in the hospital bed taking in
stares and remarks, reminding
me of the inconvenience of my 3am
breakdown. The pills
still swirling around in my stomach. It's
funny how...

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Categories: abuse, depression, loneliness, mental

Premium Member Immolation: Words From the First
Both of me became an alcoholic, at last. 
Time to split into a third.

The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,

Premium Member Immolation: Words From the Second
Both selves have fallen, to the drink at last,
A time to forge the third, and split anew.
The first: Too funny, fleeting dreams have passed,
Too light...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, anxiety, evil,



Agony
What are you doing?
What  are we supposed to do?
How are they growing, 
Where will you go?

Thought of something?
You did nothing ,
Things are lost;
Can’t bear...

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Categories: absence, abuse, anxiety, bullying,

through the ages
Through the Ages

I'm back in the streets of my childhood
no, there is no fanfare I have lived long
in a place with warmer hearts
Here, where I...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, abuse, age, courage,

Premium Member The Lady Vanishes
The man I married always said he loved me for my mind
Pretty soon I met his friends and left my own behind
It wasn’t long before...

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Categories: abuse,

GREAT EXPECTATIONS
The input of two expected by one
Does not guarantee a job will get done.
It may have them moving on the double...
But often, it only leads...

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© Stan Czar  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, corruption, work,

Premium Member walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar

hey buddy have you got a car

i hike for ten miles

get nothing but smiles

and sidewalks here are below par.
...

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Categories: abuse, anger, bird, car,

Premium Member A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care

Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, change, family,

Gummy on solana
In the realm of Solana, a gummy's in charge,
A silly meme that's living large.
It's making folks rich, breaking the mold,
Turning regular folks into millionaires bold.

A...

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Categories: abuse, 12th grade, 4th grade,

How to attach a shower curtain
How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third 
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...

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Categories: abuse, angel, appreciation, business,

I AM A HUMAN
I am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near

Autism limited me to...

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Categories: abuse, anger, i am,

Premium Member You Took Advantage

You took advantage of me
My youth and gullibility 
A medical professional held in such high esteem
Yet behind a closed door evil schemed

An older gentleman with...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, betrayal, trust,


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