Funny Abuse Poems
These Funny Abuse poems are examples of Abuse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Abuse Funny poems written by international poets.
A Blender Nearly Chopped Off All Of My FingersI cut my finger
to the bone
and cauterized the
wound with
melted chocolate.
I rather enjoy
the taste of
pain.
...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, allegory, analogy,
no extremisam period'I am not an extremist..I beleive in live and let live.'
Yet so often the world, offers death it seems to out-give.'
All through the ages..War rears...
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Categories:
appreciation, child abuse, conflict,
3am BreakdownsLaying in the hospital bed taking in
stares and remarks, reminding
me of the inconvenience of my 3am
breakdown. The pills
still swirling around in my stomach. It's
funny how...
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Categories:
abuse, depression, loneliness, mental
Immolation: Words From the FirstBoth of me became an alcoholic, at last.
Time to split into a third.
The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,
Immolation: Words From the SecondBoth selves have fallen, to the drink at last,
A time to forge the third, and split anew.
The first: Too funny, fleeting dreams have passed,
Too light...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, anxiety, evil,
AgonyWhat are you doing?
What are we supposed to do?
How are they growing,
Where will you go?
Thought of something?
You did nothing ,
Things are lost;
Can’t bear...
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Categories:
absence, abuse, anxiety, bullying,
through the agesThrough the Ages
I'm back in the streets of my childhood
no, there is no fanfare I have lived long
in a place with warmer hearts
Here, where I...
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Categories:
absence, abuse, age, courage,
The Lady VanishesThe man I married always said he loved me for my mind
Pretty soon I met his friends and left my own behind
It wasn’t long before...
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Categories:
abuse,
GREAT EXPECTATIONSThe input of two expected by one
Does not guarantee a job will get done.
It may have them moving on the double...
But often, it only leads...
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Categories:
abuse, corruption, work,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks here are below par.
...
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Categories:
abuse, anger, bird, car,
A Distant Goodbye
Make changes to break the cycle
Be mindful, always aware
Never create a fearful unsafe home
Always protect and care
Fear as his dads car pulled into the driveway
Watching...
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Categories:
abuse, addiction, change, family,
Gummy on solanaIn the realm of Solana, a gummy's in charge,
A silly meme that's living large.
It's making folks rich, breaking the mold,
Turning regular folks into millionaires bold.
A...
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Categories:
abuse, 12th grade, 4th grade,
How to attach a shower curtainHow to attach a shower curtain...
I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...
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Categories:
abuse, angel, appreciation, business,
I AM A HUMANI am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near
Autism limited me to...
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Categories:
abuse, anger, i am,
You Took Advantage
You took advantage of me
My youth and gullibility
A medical professional held in such high esteem
Yet behind a closed door evil schemed
An older gentleman with...
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Categories:
abuse, betrayal, trust,