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Premium Member Beach Master

Gray thunder emerged from satin serf
bearing wares of a carnival hag
globes filled with terror and scumbled nerve
boring a path, bringing disorder to sand.

Silver wings bristle at the absurdities
ruddy mates pay respect and disdain
as Poseidon regains his sapphire fleece
prayer, like an orphan, will perish unclaimed.

Leaden flyers rage from jungle nests
straddling the tusks of demonic winds
the beach master sprays blood and his breath
will any be judged for patented sins.

The artisan signs "fruit splayed with silk
the young roll sweetened eyes, suckling the krill.

Dreaming

Whispers in the dark
bound by narrow edges,
scenic vista's flicker, 
sans reality.

Drifting thru passages
featured in cryptic messages, 
illustrated in absurdities.

Complex abstract thoughts,
distorted impressions
and twisted meanings.

Fits of restless writhing
shackled by the depth.

Premium Member Inside A Joan Miro Painting


“I make no distinction between
  painting and poetry”.
                                Joan Miro

…………..


See - my dreams break through
this white veil and emerge into form,
crawl across the canvass
in the unscripted language 
of the inner mind.

I float in space tethered
to an umbilical line, become
a moon, a constellation of stars
and a menagerie of creatures 
escaped from time.

I am nearing the point
of dissolution, becoming
either a part of the great sublime
or a phantom born out of 
the absurdities of my own mind.


Premium Member want write poems

want write poems that not
bout politics life's weighty 
absurdities death's grip all
simple poems contentment 
son's enthusiasm energy 
wife's cooking heroic endurance 
kitten's bouncing curiosity 
old cat's slowing solitude 
dog praying hard reform
colors fall newness spring 
mowing leaves grass gazing 
on in forest looking beyond 
tree tops lake mirage day 
venus mars night 
bach lifting toward 
mozart floating down 
heaven singing love conquering
fulfilled voluntary unions bodies 
cooperation nations peace
strength through peace soul society 
treading softly near edge 
old habit making safe path 
some sweet day will

Premium Member Scarlet Red

Scarlet Red 
Sunset into vermilion 
Your a garnet auburn 
Eyes a blur radiant 
Marron surrounded 
Take me with you 
Beet red flowers lurid 
Can’t fathom in violet, your the one 
Tomorrow blood moon, uncertain 
A journey beyond brilliant wonders 
Graceful in your presents 
Scarlet divine claret wine 
Caught off guard,parallel absurdities 
You have my undivided attention 
Rendered into the moment 
Something about her 
Scarlet wine through calm oceans 
Silver mist emotional immense 
Last a lifetime  
Sculptured into something beautifully

Premium Member Krutsingers

Krutsingers just make me laugh, regardless of how silly
Absurdities ‘bout false eyelashes, really?
And yet my twinkled eyes are proof they work,
So who the heck am I to be a hoity toity jerk?


Premium Member Poetry Misunderstood

Poetry Misunderstood  
Instrumental music flows through me 
Coffee is soothing 
Writing poetry is therapeutic 
I didn’t invent the pen 
Mind racing, document waves perspective 
A melody journey 
Paper writer purity 
For we are misunderstood 
Deep thinkers 
Limitless potential 
Creative sculptures 
Vision absurdities 
Ink bleeding 
Candles burning 
Beautiful scenery 
Pictures travel photography 
Paint a master piece 
Heaven hues with golden shades 
Many colors ablaze 
Outlandish vast array 
The love of poetry 
Write a short story 
Document your own journey 
Sink loftily into the night 
Mysteries on every page

Premium Member Mo Fum

    fee, fi, fo, fum
    eenie, meenie, miny, mo...
    
    absurdities abound
    rubber buggy bumpers
      for instance… or, blackbirds
      baked in a pie… perchance
      there's a fungus amungus...

        eenie, meenie, desalini
        ucha-a-wa'alini
        hepta-minika-zokalini

        doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo...


     
     In honor of 'National Bad Poetry' day
                (How'd I do-- D?)

Premium Member Ink Hues On A Winding Road

Ink Hues On A Winding Road 
Chapters turning 
Leaves falling 
Story telling 
Intrigued animation serine 
Deeper in every page sink beneath 
Verge of complex themes 
Rewrite unbound verses 
Limitless parallel rendered 
Lost in absurdities 
Books for miles dusty planted in libraries 
Sophisticated torrent 
All the effort is worth it 
Writers block 
Brainstorming your thoughts 
Achieve novel narratives 
Ink hues on a winding road 
Written passionate 
The love of poetry 
Turn every page, uncertain mystery 
Dig deep, unfold in suspense journey 
Walk with the author on the other side 
With greenish sunsets with mint coffee

This Sceptred Isle

In 1773 the sun never set
on the British Empire so goes the story
now the 'Teatime Islands'
crumbs of Great Britain’s former glory
but as the moon rose over the White Cliffs of Dover
standing guard at the Gateway to England
ramparts the enemy to forestall
if the ravens left the Tower of London
the kingdom itself then would fall
and Britain would rule Gibraltar
one of the Pillars of Hercules
so long as macaques inhabit the Rock
another of man's legendary absurdities
but should those Barbary apes depart
the British too will soon follow
and the Overseas Territory come apart
yet to save the primate population
Winston Churhill did insist
in the early days of World War II
reinforcing British rule would persist
to ensure the troop replenishment
he issued a directive September 1944
for five such females brought from Morocco 
to maintain the number at twenty-four
and so it seems my friend in the end
the continuance of this green and pleasant land
is in the balance and totally dependent on keeping
a certain breed of bird and Old World monkey on hand

Premium Member REALITY REVEALED

REALITY REVEALED *
dilemma
 of
  integrity
sensuality
  conflicts
with curbed
desire

irony
in
 self-effacement
ephemeral
& by chance
 emotional
& dramatic
  objective
an
   influence
in academic notion
of the
  unnoticed
 omnipresent
to interpret
the unconscious
with
  exhilarated
      experience
where
architectonic
energies
of
indeterminate
 shapes of
optical
 multiplicity
enveloped
the
   transparent
 quickening
in the eyes
counterpoised
&
more endurable

the urge
&
the perception
 of self

the   desire
to
find satisfaction
   in
   organic beauty

 a bestowal
of happiness
in
 absurdities
  embodying
unruly chaos
 in the appearance
  by accident
 rather
   than design
translated
into
 manner
   & style
always
 inexpressible
 an attempt

to understand
 the  austere
distortion
of  an objective
consideration
 &in particular
embodying
space
promote
 a desire
&tendency
of
  separation

Premium Member Cosmic Stoicism: a Carnival of Absurd Wisdom

In stoic carnival, emotions juggle,
laughter somersaults on a tightrope of reason.
Epictetus, ringmaster, dons a clown's nose,
philosophy as whimsical sideshow.

Stoicism, circus tent of paradox,
where the lion tamer wrestles inner beasts.
The trapeze of fate swings on absurdity,
as three Moirai perform an acrobatic feat.

Seneca's stoic beard, a magical illusion,
transforms into a confetti-spewing waterfall.
Cynicism rides a unicycle of cosmic irony,
while Zeno's paradox becomes a funhouse mirror.

In a carnival of wisdom turned wild,
stoicism pirouettes on the edge of the bizarre.
Life's absurdities, the grand finale,
a cosmic joke echoing in stoic guffaws.

Premium Member Run For Your Life

Have I got my glasses
And my hearing aid
My bottle of mineral water
No fizzy lemonade
I cannot find my handbag
Or my money purse
Putting on my shoes
Have made my bunions worse
I have a box of tissues
For my runny nose
Oh dear, what a nuisance
I have a ladder in my hose,
Removal of my stockings
Make's my poor backache
Things I used to do in minutes
Now an hour takes.
One sleeve of my jacket
Is inside out,
If I wasn't so hoarse
I might attempt to shout.
As I mumble and grumble
About the absurdities of life
My stomach starts to rumble
And I have to run for my life!

Premium Member Foolish Adsurdities

I am thoroughly disgusted by foolish absurdities
From morons who wallow in conspiracy theories
Who try, indeed, to convince us the earth is flat,
And NASA didn’t land on the moon, think of that!
They say there was no such thing as a Holocaust,
Spewing out their hot gas like odious exhaust.
Fools run around stirring up dissent and distrust
While seeking publicity, leaving verity in the dust,
Bad enough they circulate the most pernicious lie
Incredible how many folks complex stupidities buy.
We have thousands of weak-minded individuals
Who, in ignorance, think they are intellectuals!
I ask, what is to be gained by promoting discord,
How much of this gross foolishness can we afford?
Isn’t it time we learn to accept facts and raw truth?
For the sake of our future; for the sake of our youth.

written November 15, 2022

Premium Member In Your Mind During Those Moments In Time

as you sit there
absorbing the calming rays of the morning sun
you read
and then realize how chaotic disarray is attempting to make love with harmony
in a world of insanity
while influencing your mind
during those moments in time

you interpret the “informative news”
as a need to amalgamate absurdities
with solutions for serenity
while initially resisting wishes and temptations of conformity
in your mind
during those moments in time

and then  s l o w ly  
you are confused by intellectual absurdities 
losing clarity and sanity
and sometimes becoming a victim of hypocrisy
falling head first into the world’s quicksand of misery
which wants to swallow up your mind
during those moments in time

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