Ok Sherlock Friendly Computer

Of all the absurdities in this our current tumultuous mixed up times So many of which it would take a lifetime to mention but a few Given that right here on this very planet we are resident on today There are at any given point a billion plus living human beings in over 100 plus countries who speak a variety of differing dialects We choose to give our phone's with automated prosthetic voice recognition A human earthly name So as to somehow humaniize them As they boldly proclaim to be our 1 and only true friend we can take solace in A slippery slope highlighting a desperate sign of our time's Life or what it means to be human is creeping ever so slowly into uncharted territory Of becoming as soulless as a computer which break's down and makes such emotive decisions Into the simplest of gate algorithm equations as 0 or 1 respectfully Oh and bye the way before I go did I forget to mention my phone that I am writing this poem on I also gave and has a name It's erstwhile affectionately called No-Ship-Sherlock and Watson is the name of my 1 and only true friend partner in crime I know I can rely and count upon on so long as it is fully charged I can pay the bill and the internet doesn't crash Otherwise I will be forced into having long and searching internal dialogues with I yours truly Until hopefully Sherlock and Watson crack this case sooner rather than later