Short Absurdities Poems
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"You do these things to shock me"
One of many absurdities
That mouth has hurled at me
While mine its lip is bit
Bred to holdfast like a pitbull.
Form:
Krutsingers just make me laugh, regardless of how silly
Absurdities ‘bout false eyelashes, really?
And yet my twinkled eyes are proof they work,
So who the heck am I to be a hoity toity jerk?
Trump Polygamous
Horrible Trump prefers to be polygamous,
Resulting in him becoming some sourpuss;
Likes to handle;
Even mandible,
And when he has gone we will never miss.
Jim Horn
Why do people like putting up with
all of Trump's absurdities anyway?
Whispers in the dark
bound by narrow edges,
scenic vista's flicker,
sans reality.
Drifting thru passages
featured in cryptic messages,
illustrated in absurdities.
Complex abstract thoughts,
distorted impressions
and twisted meanings.
Fits of restless writhing
shackled by the depth.
near cultural shock
fall rain brings thunder...lightning?
San Francisco weird
Brian Johnston
November 9, 2015
Poet's Note:
In the Bay Area rain itself is unusual, but thunder and lightning are very rare here. On the other hand, gay people, strange political ideas (to you), super-rich people, and fashion absurdities are normal to us. Go figure! Ha!
Beach walls ? I have
lost the moon again,
in red wine.
The breast milk ? Was
it a sexiest remark ?
the fetus was still inside-
the womb of a closed-
circuit television. I had
the sharpest sight
in dark. You like
the pussy. It purrs, around
my ankles, when I
talk to a pregnant future.
Give me my croci.
I want to make my tea purple.
Satish Verma
This is a mission statement
About some known absurdities
I am calling for a placement
Of protection from cat burglaries!
This is not a victimless crime
As any cat owner will attest
Cat owners love their cats so much
When taken there should be an arrest!
What's that you say? Oh, I see that's
A problem of a different kind!
It's not actually about cats
Oh well, I guess then never mind!
Waterlilies brighten black
ripples, reeds, and rocks below.
An even flow, bane and blight
recedes to bare raven’s bones.
A grave of darkness blanches
In austere light on bloodless
banks, but blue eyes cannot flood
its once watery coffin.
Dew on the waterlilies
reflect these absurdities -
the woeful bones glistening
alone near floral beauty.
Written 5/23/20
N/A in
Genuine Englyns Contest
A singular act of splendor-producing
makeup application at the tip of a brush
can awaken worlds that confound the imagination
and certainly confound all religious absurdities,
psychologies, and philosophies.
I choose a life that continuously confounds the absolute--
the absolute right
the absolute faith
the absolute belief
the absolute idea
the absolute definition--
by way of joy--
everyday, everywhere.
It's an absolute must!
fee, fi, fo, fum
eenie, meenie, miny, mo...
absurdities abound
rubber buggy bumpers
for instance… or, blackbirds
baked in a pie… perchance
there's a fungus amungus...
eenie, meenie, desalini
ucha-a-wa'alini
hepta-minika-zokalini
doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo...
In honor of 'National Bad Poetry' day
(How'd I do-- D?)
Time.. Is it Ever On our side Or always Against us?
We seek time to live as we will, But it slips through our fingers like water.
Do we posesse It or are we Slaves to its Musings?
If time could stop, what would we do with the opportunity?
Would We Ascend to Godhood & benefit others Or would we waste the moment with our
personal wishes, Absurdities & trivialites?
The choices are innumerable, The possibilities Infinate,
What would you Do, which Do you Choose?
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