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Limerick Snow Poems | Limerick Poems About Snow

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Luloo was in a terrible rush Shovelled snow then fell on her tush It isn't a joke - Her ankle got broke But the snow's now turned into slush GET WELL SOON LULOO 26th February 2016

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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Snow White Retold

There once was a girl named Snow White,
Of a poisoned apple she took a bite.
Seven dwarves found her sleeping,
And they began weeping.
Who would fix their supper tonight?

Only one thing could save this fair miss,
A prince must give her a kiss.
There was no time to waste,
So the dwarves they made haste,
To find a prince for their miss.

A prince showed up the next day,
And the dwarves they did not delay.
They showed him Snow White,
Told him of her plight,
Then said, "Kiss her, then be on your way."

The prince gazed down on her face,
And his heart started to race.
What a beautiful maid,
Yes, she must be saved!
To refuse would be a disgrace.

He bent and kissed her awake.
One kiss was all it did take.
They stared at each other,
The dwarves said, "Oh brother!"
"We may have made a mistake."

To the prince they said, "Listen here!"
"We want to be perfectly clear."
"Snow White belongs to us,
So don't raise a fuss,
Or you'll get a swift kick in the rear!"

Snow White was quick to object.
"Now boys, let's show some respect.
The prince saved my life,
And I'll gladly be his wife.
What else could you possibly expect?"

The prince said, "Hey, don't worry guys.
You won't have to say your good-byes.
You can live in the castle,
It won't be a hassle.
Cross my heart, I'm telling no lies."

So Snow White and her prince tied the knot,
And they honey-mooned on a great yacht.
The dwarves stayed behind
And at the castle they dined.
All in all they were pleased with their lot.

Copyright © Kim Merryman | Year Posted 2011

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From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - E PLURIBUM ANUS


In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him. 


Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013

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Snow White And The Horney Dwarfs

The dwarf told Snow White from his heart,
“If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.”
Our objective is to always please,
But we need to mount you on your knees.

If you think we’re coming on to fast,
it’s just because we like your ass.
And maybe with a bit of luck,
You’ll agree to just a little ---k.

If you just want to sleep and sit,
The at least show us a little tit.
We dwarfs are a very horney sort,
So please Snow White, be a sport.

Dwarfs only have tiny boners,
which is why we tend to be such loners.
We’re to little to pop your cherry,
so you’ll still have it when you marry.

We pledge to you on the name of Merlin,
Your Prince Charming will still have his virgin.
So Snow White, what do you say?
Be a sport and let us play.

Copyright © Ed Coet | Year Posted 2010

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Slick Limerick

Andrea lives in a city
In which every season is pretty!
But on a bad snow day,
She drives on the freeway
And curses because it’s so %#itty. (small edit for the kiddies)

**on our Utah license plates it says 
"The Greatest Snow on Earth" (yeah, right)

For PD's Contest
(After I posted this, I realized, gosh, the title
really does work because few things are as 
slick as a Utah road in winter.)

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011

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Snow Job

Washington is to get a foot of snow!

   That is nothin' new as far as I know.

      I will shed no clamant tears.

         They gave us snow jobs for years!

            Methinks that a pertinent quid pro quo!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2013

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The Day After

The new-fallen snow looks so lush
As it silences us with a hush;
     But the tires and the boots
     Seem to be in cahoots
Turning all of that beauty to slush!

Copyright © ilene bauer | Year Posted 2014

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Canada Eh

Look to the north and kick up your heels Come visit the land of polar bears and seals That's the perception some peeps hath These folks earn my wrath We is edumacated and eat ordinary meals © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Barefoot on the snow

The sun told me it will rise again;
And send its warmth to the glen,
But it can't soften the coldness in your soul!
So I will walk barefoot on the snow buried in your whole:
Leaving my traces on your heart's lane.

Copyright © Sandy Tadros | Year Posted 2015

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A Beating Will Ensue

Forecasters say we're getting snow, yukky poo It's only mid-October these guys belong in a zoo We ain't ready yet We're really upset Will dock their pay and some beatings will ensue © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Snow Job

Got a stupid question, driving me beserk! 

The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk

        When we get lots of snow,

        I'm curious to know,

how does the plow driver, make it in to work?

Copyright © RALPH TAYLOR | Year Posted 2010

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Ouote of the Day from Mae

Tried abstaining but my morals shifted
I observed that my curves were God-gifted
Hey, it ain't that complex
It all boils down to sex
I used to be Snow White but I drifted

Author: Mae West - One of the first liberated ladies
Quote: "I used to be Snow White but I drifted"
Frank's contest

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2012

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Freaking Damn Snow

Snow, snow, freaking damn snow When will it end, sure nobody knows A pretty mild winter Now hear me whimper Enough already, had it up to my nose

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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On a cold grey day, sky dismayed, it snows
Falling frightfully fast it quickly goes
Gathers in many spots
Covers the ground alot
An inconvenience to critters below

Russell Sivey

Entrant into Leighann Anderson "Mother Nature" contest

Copyright © Russell Sivey | Year Posted 2011

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Snow White

Now Disney had his share of porn
The truths from which stories were born
Snow White – seven men
Time and again
She slept ‘cause the poor girl was worn

Copyright © mike dailey | Year Posted 2012

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An Ornament Named Al

There once was an ornament named Al
He loved to hang around with his pal.
To pick up a date
They often left late.
So the gals hung around fem fatale.

From a therapy tree they would listen.
Late Al never knew what he was missin’.
Bi-polar snow man,
Hit Rudolf with flan.
Santa gave Elf the new job of kissin’.

Christmas therapy session soon ended,
The old snowman outdoor remained frosted.
Santa ran out and squealed.
Now, I know I am real.
Snowballs flew through the air; boy exhausted.”

Al and pal alas came for their date.
The gals refused to go; it was late.
When laughter was found,
They all hung around.
Until the Christmas tree met its fate.


Copyright © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen | Year Posted 2016

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S'no Joke

S’no Joke

While sipping sweet nectar ‘til mellow
they called him a jolly good fellow
then close to dawn
a feeling quite warm
turned the base of his tercet bright yellow


submitted to – Silly Christmas Cartoon – Poetry Contest

Copyright © John lawless | Year Posted 2016

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February Snow

The snowdrops pop their heads out of the ground

The earth has thawed so they'll just look around

Just when they think its safe

Snow gets dumped on their face

As winter sneaks back in without a sound

Copyright © Francine Roberts | Year Posted 2012

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snowball wishes

snowball wishes

snowball wishes he grow up to be a snowman
before mother nature shortens his lifespan
come on kids roll me up tall
into three big snow balls
dress shades and hat so i don't catch a suntan

connie pachecho


Copyright © connie pachecho | Year Posted 2017

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In the Snow

In the Snow

As I was walking in the Snow,
I met a friend I didn't know.
You know me, I'm the one,
Stole your wife in Eighty One.

I smiled, then buried him in the snow

Copyright © Kevin Shaw | Year Posted 2017

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A shining maze, around each bend ‘redrum’.
Mine eyes can’t see the door of beating drum.
Axe doth break our hearts,
and “Here’s Johnny” smarts.
We close horror’s hotel, scream - and run from.

Limerick Contest

*Stephen King’s The Shining

? A mirror image of redrum spells...

Copyright © Kim Rodrigues | Year Posted 2017

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The Truth about Fairytales – Snow White

Snow White was indeed a hot chick
Who really liked to have her apple licked
That’s why she chose seven
To take her to heaven
And that’s how she really got her kicks 
(I had to keep this one clean)

Copyright © Michael Degenhardt | Year Posted 2009