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Confucius - 551 BC-479 BC

Wise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same.
For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.”

Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth,
“If two-thirty appointment, timely arrive, open wide, north and south.”

Smart dry cleaner say, “When laundering get old, ironing fatigues.
Fresh stuff, no fluff nor fold, we take

Categories: confucius, celebrity, fun, humor, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme

Confucius Say

Confucius say “He too quick to mass debate, too quick to ejaculate!”

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Categories: confucius, humorous, political,
Form: Monoku

Confucius On Poetry

Hallucinatorily has too many syllables for a haiku

   That is why Confucius say Japanese poems pure foo

Categories: confucius, giggle, perspective, poetry,
Form: Epigram

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Confucius Say

Confucius say, so does Tao,
So does Jesus, there is no woe,
Don't send dick picks on our phones, 
Gal bloomers don't get thrown,
Disembodied , magnets not,
Do grow up, you little grots,
Stay in touch, Confucius say,
F... off our phones today,
So does your ex-wife, so yah!

Categories: confucius, appreciation, for him, humor,
Form: Free verse

Confucius Had a Garden

Confucius had a garden that was the envy of the land.
His poppies were the bomb and his bud a medicinal strand.
The government would come knocking looking for his secret seeds.
But all they could ever find were just common garden weeds.
Confucius had a plan that would spread joy across the sea.
He would bag these little critters

Categories: confucius, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme

Confucius

To be truly and deeply Confucian,
we don’t need a refined constitution.
Just obey mom and dad.
Choose the good — not the bad.
Serve the Emperor, S/shun revolution.

Categories: confucius, humor, humorous, philosophy, political,
Form: Limerick

Simon Confucius Says

What The Problem Is. ?.?,?

And i think to myself 

What a Wonderful World

Lance Armstrong

Categories: confucius, perspective,
Form: Free verse

The Hippie and Confucius

The Hippie And Confucius

The sign said ‘Hippies Use Side Door’ but there was only one entrance or exit

            and a revolving door she ponders the conundrums sent for resolute resolution  

such a quandary to find the way now as she pauses when puzzled

Categories: confucius, life,
Form: Rhyme

Confucius

Ask to live well with values right:
Sound mind and heart live moral grounds;
Apply and dwell what esteem sights,
Grow a fond art in courteous rounds,
Embrace the rules of etiquette.
Choice marks the way of social skills,
Observe the fool to purge regret;
Nurture the spark of fine goodwill,
Focus and be a man of peace;
Use polite means to live your

Categories: confucius, blessing,
Form: Sonnet

Confucius Says

K’ung Fu Tzu or Confucius his English name,
for centuries, brought China much dignity and fame.

Born in the state of Lu, now Province of Shantung,
a scholar of Asia, Chinese his native born tongue.

As a child, he held a make-believe temple ritual,
as an adult, love and learning became habitual.

Confucius was made a magistrate by Duke Zhao of

Categories: confucius, family, history, social,
Form: Couplet

~i Confuse a Confucius?~

~I confuse a Confucius?

Why, that would be ridiculous,
I don't even know him.

Master Kong you say in the day?
I thought that was a movie
About the love of an Ape?
Great.all.be.he... I didn't no see
An ape had more of a name then me.
That Qui was MiA and the MiBs....
Two.You confused a Futzu.Kung.fu.

Wait...
Qufu thought he was Egyptian?
Albert you say

Categories: confucius, adventure, confusion, funny
Form: I do not know?