Well Worth Waiting In Part 2 - Collaboration
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MANY THANKS TO JUDY KONOS FOR SENDING ME THIS PIC TO INSPIRE ME AND FOR THE MANY COMMENTS ON THE FIRST POEM - 'WELL WORTH WAITING IN ' FOR SOME REASON IT WAS VERY POPULAR!!!
Eric’s revitalised me and my home
Over his body my fingers would roam
He’s great at fixing and gluing
Expert at banging and screwing
I’m so happy that I sparkle like chrome
All my friends are pretty jealous of me
They ring with jobs asking ‘Is Eric free’…
He may be a handy man
But he belongs to me Jan
If he’s home late he gets the third degree!
09~03~16
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON
My goodness, Jan! Why are you being so greedy?
You should share Eric with friends who are needy
You can't stake a claim
On the heat of his flame
Eric's hot and we all want a share of that sweetie.
WRITTEN BY LIN LANE
I race in my chair, scoop up Eric
And off we both go, and I kick
His helmet aside
I then smile wide
Darren's house will soon look pretty slick
WRITTEN BY DARREN WHITE
Jan asked me to work on her walls,
Quite simply because I am tall,
But my balance was poor,
Almost fell to the floor,
Good job that she was holding my legs
THIS CHEEKY LITTLE NUMBER WAS WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY
Hi, I just got your number from Jan
Get back with me as fast as you can
My house is an awful sight
It could probably take all night
You never know what else I may plan
WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y
A plasterer is just what I need
Take your time Eric don't speed
Am watching your butt move
Like melons in a groove
A cold shower is needed full speed
WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS
I better go stop up my sink
Then I'll change into something pink
When he gets on his back
I'll rub that six pack
And tell him what I really think.
WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER
Mouth has become bigger and bigger
And thinks he is pretty like Trigger
Really has case of low self-esteem
Only for self is such a great dream
Rest of him will have to go figure.
WRITTEN BY JAMES HORN
I remember that man known as Eric
He does make your life so atmospheric
The one who can fix anything
Never let him make your heart sing
Because he has a lover named Derek.
WRITTEN BY VLADISLAV RAVEN
I heard rumors this hunk is a Monk.
That theory I hereby debunk.
Once at a party we tippled.
Eric, he wriggled and rippled
while I played with his elephant's trunk!
WRITTEN BY H PENELOPE SWIFTLOCK
Talk talk talk is all that I hear
Don't be shy there's nothing to fear
Fix it I will
No need to shrill
I lost my shirt I must go bare.
WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH
Now ladies to be fair to me,
Please consider me on my knee,
I have a six pack in the fridge,
And a beer belly like a bridge,
Built for comfort and speed you see.
This latest craze about six pack Eric,
Is only temporarily magnetic,
An insult to real men alike,
Leave and get on your bike,
You make the beer belly men hysteric.
BOTH POEMS WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE
When Eric came down with the flu
There was nothing much he could do
So when Jan's car wouldn't start
I rushed over with the part
And I gave her a tune up too
WRITTEN BY JOSEPH MAY
And now Jan is dressing quite spiffy
But thoughts of her leaving, quite iffy
Cause while she’s at work
His tool goes berserk
Which means he’ll be HERE in a jiffy!
WRITTEN BY NICOLA BYRNE
IF ANYONE IS TEMPTED TO WRITE A LIMERICK AND MAKE IT INTO A COLLABORATION FEEL FREE!!!
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016
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