Valentine Promises

Poor Max got himself in quite a fix
Sent the same card to more than one chick
His promises to wed
To disaster they led
His sad story now out on Net Flicks

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/2/2011 5:44:00 PM
Very funny! Nice write.
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Date: 1/27/2011 2:27:00 PM
Many congrats Barbara on your fine win in Francine's contest....:)
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Date: 1/27/2011 9:37:00 AM
Congratulations Barbara on your win in Francine's contest "Valentine's Day Limerick". Love, Carol
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Date: 1/26/2011 4:09:00 PM
lol! Congrat's on your big win, Barb. Lainie
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Date: 1/26/2011 8:57:00 AM
Congratulations Barbara on your worthy poem's honored Place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 1/26/2011 8:14:00 AM
Hi Barbara - Congratulations on your WIN in Francine's contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 1/25/2011 10:24:00 PM
Really a delightful limerick Barbara. Copngratulations. Love, joyce
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Date: 1/25/2011 9:55:00 PM
Yours was one of the funniest stories told in this contest. Very imaginative, Barbara. Congratulations.
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Date: 1/25/2011 7:36:00 PM
Congrats BG on your super special win in the Valentine Day contest .. enjoy another chart topping poem with luv..
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Date: 1/25/2011 6:17:00 PM
congrats on your sixth place win in my Valentines day contest
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Date: 1/24/2011 8:33:00 PM
Good one, Barbara, Lainie.
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Date: 1/24/2011 2:24:00 PM
Oh, you funny, funny lady! When I first started dating my late husband, he had 3 girlfriends and bought each of us the same gift for Christmas. I asked him if they were cheaper by the dozen. Maybe Max got a discount for a lare order. But shame on him for the promises to wed. He deserves to be on Net Flicks. Definitely a winner you have hear, dear LNC. We leave for Tallahassee in the morning - picking up DaneAnn on the way. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/22/2011 6:30:00 PM
Super BG .. original and unique luv.. good luck in the contest.. Net Flix does get everything first nowadays...good one..
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Date: 1/22/2011 3:02:00 PM
ahhaha, this is clever. Love Net Flicks line!
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Date: 1/22/2011 2:02:00 PM
Wonderful and funny write, I enjoyed the read. Good luck in the contest although I think it is a winner. Caryl
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Date: 1/22/2011 11:11:00 AM
Oo I hope he sold the movie rights. Koolio Limerick Barbara > good luck in the contest....:)
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Date: 1/22/2011 10:54:00 AM
Very cute limerick on valentines, a surre winner~~
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Date: 1/22/2011 9:47:00 AM
HA HA he made to many promises that he couldn't keep the poor baby. Got busted did he. Good one. God Bless Phyl
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Date: 1/22/2011 8:26:00 AM
You made all the pieces of the puzzle fit nicely in this limerick. Good job.
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Date: 1/22/2011 7:08:00 AM
lol....excellent !!!! smiles are gleaming from this witty write....luv Michael
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