Understanding Irish Logic
Poor Paddy's wife thinks he is cruel
Because of his strict leap year rule
No leap year - there’s no gift
It's caused many a rift
But Paddy says he is no fool!
His wife gets no gifts for three years
She’s fed up and bursts into tears
With a decree nisi
She could date a kind guy
But this request falls on deaf ears!
Their daughter says buy mum some lunch
Or flowers in a pretty bunch
Paddy thinks on his feet
And buys her a ‘treat'...
A packet of cheap monster munch!
02/07/20
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