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To All of the Women of This World Who Have Been the Undesired Recipient of My Affection

(To The Reader: Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter) To all of the women of this world who have been the undesired recipient of my affection I have loved you none the less, to your inevitable chagrin. To each of you I have shown caring and understanding, I have listened with great interest to your tales of other men and how they have hurt you, or not. I have wiped your tears away (mostly metaphorically of course) and even in some cases held you in my arms as your tear drops stained my shirt. (usually my good one, as I try to dress up nicely when I'm with you). I've listened to your laughter and the songs you sing, I've watched you smile and dance (sometimes quite awkwardly) and I have enjoyed, ...no reveled... in each and every moment I have spent with you. I have sincerely brought you candy and flowers because I know you enjoy them (but never once, in all of these years, have I ever sincerely received either from any of you -sincerely- ---Sincerely!---). When your cat died I... umm, well... sorry, I guess I wasn't there for that, sorry (God! you were 700 miles away, how was I supposed to be there for that! Give me a break, I'm not perfect). At your worst I've told you how beautiful you are and I haven't complained when you shared a long glance with a passing guy (or girl), nor when you spent overly long moments giggling with your cute "friend" in the corner. You've told me over and over again how much you "need me" and I have been there each time, (except for the cat, sorry). but have you ever, even once, told me how much you "want" me (AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX!)? No, not once. instead, on more than one occasion it's been, "Hi, how are you? Did I tell you I'm engaged?" (It must have been fun seeing the look on my face). "Oh, but we'll always be friends," as you turn away never to be seen again. 3,439,427,037 women in the world (2011), you would think there would be at least one.
07/14/2017

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Date: 6/16/2020 2:24:00 AM
This is witty, but feels sad and lonely. I really enjoy your work. I’m glad I found your page.
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James Inman
Date: 6/16/2020 10:08:00 AM
Andreanna, I thought I recognized your name. I just noticed that I left a comment on your poem "Earth." Thank you for visiting and I'm happy you find interest in some of what I write.
Date: 11/23/2017 11:16:00 PM
Very enjoyable read. Sadly, I think I saw myself here sometimes. (what a horrible girl). This was humorous, yet sad as well. If you haven't yet found her, it's because her cat just passed. Visit some pet cemeteries. ??
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James Inman
Date: 11/24/2017 1:16:00 AM
Lol, Rhoda, how funny! Remember, amongst emotion is truth, be it laughter or sadness.
Date: 10/10/2017 10:20:00 AM
reminds me of time my daughters ex turned up on my doorstep after 3 yrs to ask her 'out on a date' l had the sad news to tell him she had left & was married..he looked so forlorn at the news. Loved the poem James.
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James Inman
Date: 10/10/2017 2:39:00 PM
Thanks Jackie, I hope it made you smile.
Date: 9/6/2017 2:50:00 PM
Your humor is great here, James - the little interjections with the use of parenthesis are just so fun in this cute composition! Of course the title drew me in, and I'm glad I clicked on this one. Always, Laura
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James Inman
Date: 9/7/2017 12:00:00 AM
Thank you Laura. I'm happy you enjoyed it.
Date: 9/5/2017 4:22:00 PM
Fantabulous!!! I'm smiling a white one :) awesome write James.. hugs and smiles :)
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James Inman
Date: 9/5/2017 9:45:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Akkina.
Date: 7/20/2017 6:18:00 AM
This is excellent James..
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James Inman
Date: 7/20/2017 6:35:00 AM
SO, nice to see you around. I hope you're well. Thanks for the visit and nice comment.
Date: 7/20/2017 4:46:00 AM
I like your way of ranting, James, hope you find your one:)
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James Inman
Date: 7/20/2017 6:34:00 AM
Thanks Jo, I won't hold my breath.
Date: 7/14/2017 12:49:00 PM
Oh well, that's just one less opportunity for love, just think about how many are still out there, go get em Tiger...
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James Inman
Date: 7/14/2017 1:08:00 PM
Lol, Charlie, thanks.
Date: 7/14/2017 12:22:00 PM
Great one James, I enjoyed the story telling, this is nice for a change, but I still love your deep romantic writes!
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James Inman
Date: 7/14/2017 12:55:00 PM
John, thanks I'm sure there a few left.
Date: 7/14/2017 10:51:00 AM
Oh this is a fantastic cheeky write, much enjoyed! Thank You! :) xomo
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James Inman
Date: 7/14/2017 11:45:00 AM
Thank you Maureen. Just a few silly thoughts.
Date: 7/14/2017 10:44:00 AM
It's cheaper and less stressful just to be friends:) Very funny write, James:) I will not publicly share any other opinions about 'the ladies". lol
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James Inman
Date: 7/14/2017 11:40:00 AM
How true you are Daniel. Thanks.

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