Show Me the Funny - a Sailor Went To See See See

A SAILOR WENT TO SEE SEE SEE. . . . In Vladivostok, that’s a lot colder than Britain, While my sub was in dock refittin’ After six months of sea-trials unremittin’, I went to a burlesque show, of sailors befittin’. In the crowds of fur-clad men sittin’, I became a participant unwittin’ In a strangely familiar art-form, omittin’ No item of clothing and not quittin’. She was one communist sex-kitten. This girl unpeeled right down to her mitten: Pink flesh was blue because it was frost-bitten - Gave a new meaning to blue-movies yet unwritten. All of a sudden I was smitten: I saw her beauty was real fittin’ And thanks to stage lights she was well-litten. It was my wife ! - and her image was spittin’ ! The last time I caught her, she promised she was quittin’ ! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Entered in Andrea's SHOW ME THE FUNNY poetry contest