Santa Comes Through
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10/29/2024 for Holiday Humor- Limerick Set Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Santa's wife wasn't happy at home.
With Rudolf, on long trips she did roam.
'Ol Santa took to drinkin',
Don't know what he was thinkin'
When he showed her his dapper new comb.
Mrs. Claus slammed shut the bedroom door.
Santa said, "what did you do that for?"
Rudolf was wearing a grin.
What Santa said was a sin
When he called his dear missus a whore.
Santa's reindeer all went on strike,
And his wife told him, "Take a hike".
So, he gave up the bottle,
And he pedaled full throttle,
Delivering each toy from his bike.
Copyright © David Crandall | Year Posted 2024
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