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10/29/2024 for Holiday Humor- Limerick Set Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Santa's wife wasn't happy at home. With Rudolf, on long trips she did roam. 'Ol Santa took to drinkin', Don't know what he was thinkin' When he showed her his dapper new comb.  Mrs. Claus slammed shut the bedroom door. Santa said, "what did you do that for?" Rudolf was wearing a grin. What Santa said was a sin When he called his dear missus a whore.   Santa's reindeer all went on strike, And his wife told him, "Take a hike". So, he gave up the bottle, And he pedaled full throttle, Delivering each toy from his bike.

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Date: 11/22/2024 11:05:00 AM
Naughty naughty . congrats.
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David Crandall
Date: 11/22/2024 11:45:00 AM
Thanks Andrea! I hope I didn't get put on the wrong column of Santa's list for this.
Date: 11/17/2024 6:30:00 PM
Entertaining limericks, David! CONGRATS!
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David Crandall
Date: 11/22/2024 11:45:00 AM
Thanks Janice!
Date: 11/17/2024 1:05:00 PM
Oh my! Such a witty set! You're always good at these. You have a great sense of humor! Xo
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Date: 11/17/2024 3:46:00 PM
Thanks for the kind words, Crystol! I know it's tough to hear some of these things, but I figured you are old enough to get the story straight :-)
Date: 11/17/2024 12:39:00 PM
Even Santa Claus has some troubles lol, fun read and congrats on your placement
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David Crandall
Date: 11/17/2024 3:43:00 PM
Thanks Brian! Sure, he's only human!
Date: 11/17/2024 12:01:00 PM
David, a cute and funny limerick set, congratulations on your winning placement.
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David Crandall
Date: 11/17/2024 12:26:00 PM
Thanks Tania, I enjoyed writing this sordid tale of Santa Claus - lol!
Date: 10/31/2024 9:05:00 AM
LOL - what a great Santa limerick! :)
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David Crandall
Date: 10/31/2024 2:49:00 PM
Thanks elle!
Date: 10/30/2024 11:20:00 AM
Oh my! Santa has a naughty tongue and a bad habit lol! Enjoyed!
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David Crandall
Date: 10/30/2024 11:43:00 AM
Thanks Karen! I guess not even Santa is immune from holiday stress.
Date: 10/30/2024 5:03:00 AM
Sounds like trouble at the North Pole. I hope they've ironed out their differences by now. These are all well written, David.
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David Crandall
Date: 10/30/2024 8:29:00 AM
Thanks Lin! I think they'll be OK. They just need a tropical vacation to get away from toy making for awhile.
Date: 10/29/2024 6:08:00 PM
Santa’s journey took longer than ever - As he biked on through the snowy weather - Yet Santa did it - Pleased all the kiddies - But the wife, she lost it all together…. Beryl
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David Crandall
Date: 10/29/2024 8:51:00 PM
Haha, yep, you can always depend on Santa, and maybe next year he'll reconcile with his wife.
Date: 10/29/2024 1:26:00 PM
Lol, Nicely done
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David Crandall
Date: 10/29/2024 1:37:00 PM
Thanks Joseph. I probably could have framed this story a little more positively lol.

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