Max's Diet

There once was a kitty named Max the Cat And he was terribly, terribly fat. We put him on a diet And he started a riot. The neighbours dog food he stole, just like that. So onto their porch he stormed in a huff. He was no lightweight, this big ball of fluff. Pushing dogs out of the way Because he'd not come to play And of his diet, he'd just had enough. The neighbours dogs are mad at us now Although we still haven't figured out how, How Max stole the dish Because it wasn't our wish To have those Bouviers go without chow.