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Loose and Hairy - For Contest

Loose and Hairy he spent the night roaming her prairie at sunrise the trip became scary from under the sheet stuck two gnarly feet her beauty turned fat, LOOSE, and HAIRY 5/21/2015 submitted to – L&H Limericks – Poetry Contest sponsor – Catie Lindsey

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Kim Merryman

Date: 5/29/2015 9:45:00 PM

Must have had a few too many the night before! Very funny, John! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 5/29/2015 3:05:00 PM

Congrats on humour win, what a witty limerick! What animal is that?

Eve Roper

Date: 5/27/2015 9:02:00 PM

How funny, John, a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Hugs :~)

Viv Wigley

Date: 5/27/2015 8:12:00 AM

You've met my missus, then :). Great Lim, John. Well done. Regards, Viv

Seren Roberts

Date: 5/27/2015 1:37:00 AM

well done John ....Seren

John Lawless
Date: 5/27/2015 7:38:00 AM

Thanks Seren, I had some fun with this one.

MD Johnson

Date: 5/26/2015 10:00:00 PM

John, congratulations on your win!

John Lawless
Date: 5/27/2015 7:39:00 AM

Thanks, Michael, for stopping by to read and comment - always appreciated.

Paul Schneiter

Date: 5/26/2015 7:30:00 AM

Congratulations, John. Your limerick is a winner on the basis of originality alone, though it has much more to make it a winner (including the imagery).

John Lawless
Date: 5/27/2015 7:42:00 AM

Thanks Paul, a few months of therapy should help remove the image from your subconscious. Appreciated the comment.

Tim Ryerson

Date: 5/26/2015 4:51:00 AM

Roll-on-the-floor funny John! What a first line! BIG congrats... Reminds me a little of the Mickey Gilley song 'Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time'...Gotta admit this happened to me once with the only difference being: The next morning, SHE was the one who was horrified...

John Lawless
Date: 5/27/2015 7:43:00 AM

Yeah, Tim, and the girls have their version of that song...as can be seen in your comment.