Getting On

Oh getting old is such a pain
You have to wear teeth
You take out 
And put in again
Your hair falls out
you get wind and gout
Everything goes south
And your belly sticks out.

You take tablets lotions and more
You have more supplies 
Than the local drug store
Hair starts to grow in all the wrong places
Even your ears
You start to read retro magazines
And reminisce about times you've seen.

You start to get grumpy
And put the world to rights
You'd take on the world but you haven't got the fight
Wear long Johns 
And can't sleep at night.

No growing old is not for me
But there again
I'm only 23 and a bit

''Honest''


But no matter how old still young at heart.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 9/18/2016 8:50:00 PM
Funny poem, but oh so true, good poem
Login to Reply
Date: 5/15/2016 4:21:00 AM
This is a hoot Peter, probably because I can identify! My daughter tells me her jeans are the new style and I told her I have seen them come and go twice before. I haven't liked the torn look way back when, but she says they are all that way now so they kind of force you to buy them. A great humorous write this is Peter Thanks for the fun...Connie : )
Login to Reply
Dome Avatar
Peter Dome
Date: 5/15/2016 5:53:00 AM
Hi Connie how are ui my friend well I hope so god to hear from you.Funny enough.there is a girl on TV with ripped jeans on now. if the latest fashion was to have mushrooms sticking out yer ears, they would. thank you so much. Now where's mt ripped jeans. Bought some camouflage pants the other day. can't find them anywhere. Tommy Cooper.
Date: 5/15/2016 2:44:00 AM
All that work we did peter for the phrase challenge, a waste if time. George blanks me. I think you could have done a better job.It depends who you are. As for Dena enough said. Had enough of all the pretense. of you can't express how you feel, no point. keep in touch mate. Best wishes Pete.
Login to Reply
Date: 5/15/2016 2:38:00 AM
Hi Peter my friend. No it's not your fault . i feel the same. you were brave enough to say what i feel. to be made out a lier, means I'm one too. the fact is. id admin had done there job right,'' if there''. they would have seen the problems ad sorted it all out. I'm sick of mixing with small minded selfish people, and having to bite my tongue.Please don't blame yourself. the trouble is as you know you can't say anything or things get nasty. I can't be in such a place not me. Thanks Pete.
Login to Reply
Date: 5/15/2016 1:44:00 AM
Oh Peter I like this one, are you talking about me Lol. mind you a lot of what you have said applies to me but only sometimes, sometimes I feel young and as bright as a button, I hope you are well and take care my friend.......Vera
Login to Reply
Dome Avatar
Peter Dome
Date: 5/15/2016 2:18:00 AM
Hi Vera. so good to hear from yo Hope you are well. Getting old isn't funny not sure where this came from. Thank you so much take good care.Pete.
Date: 5/13/2016 12:47:00 PM
- I'm only 22 and a bit .... "I am lying" ... but, young at heart :))) - Love this Peter, gave me a smile - Nice to see you posting again - Have a happy weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Login to Reply
Dome Avatar
Peter Dome
Date: 5/14/2016 2:59:00 AM
Ha ha,What ever age you look beautiful. That beautiful, I see you have you turned into a sunflower. Thank you so much so good to hear from you. Take care.Pete. Hope you are ok.
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter