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Ed's Dead -Bawdy

Poor old Ed was in bed a bit slow
His poor wife longed to boost his blood flow
So she bought a red thong
It went terribly wrong
Ed dropped dead laughing at her peep show

5/5/14

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Abdulhafeez Oyewole

Date: 6/17/2014 9:11:00 AM

Congrats on your smashing win, Barbara.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/13/2014 11:56:00 PM

Barbara, congratulations on your win....Linda

Paul Callus

Date: 6/11/2014 3:45:00 PM

This is awesome! Lol! Humour at its best! Congrats on a top podium. // paul

Tim Ryerson

Date: 6/10/2014 12:57:00 PM

You are without a doubt the funniest person on the Soup Barbara! I would probably have dropped dead too (It's my heart, you see)...You can write beautiful, elegant poetry and then WHAM, you knock um dead with stuff like this...Congrats - Tim

Barbara Gorelick
Date: 6/10/2014 2:16:00 PM

Thank you Tim..means a lot to me.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/9/2014 5:58:00 PM

I may copy and paste congrats but I have read your work and find it exceptional…Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/9/2014 12:25:00 PM

- Congratulations on your fine first place dear Barbara !! oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Elaine George

Date: 6/9/2014 11:47:00 AM

HYSTERICAL!!! LOL. CONGRTS ON YOUR WIN, BARBARA. LAINIE

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 6/9/2014 6:57:00 AM

hi Barbara gorgeous limerick congrats on win hugs

Tim Smith

Date: 6/8/2014 9:20:00 AM

Oh my goodness...This is hilarious...poor Ed...congrats

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 6/8/2014 8:03:00 AM

Love it Barbara! Congrats.

Skat A

Date: 6/8/2014 7:29:00 AM

Awesome win... Poor Old Ed! Congrats, on your "Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy" win........ Enjoyable Limerick :) LOVE ~SKAT~

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 6/8/2014 4:42:00 AM

Very nice Limerick Barbara ! Great humour in this one ,,, congrats on top win !

Seren Roberts

Date: 6/7/2014 10:18:00 PM

Well done Barbara....really funny....Seren

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 6/7/2014 9:39:00 PM

Congratulations on your fine win with this well humored limerick, Barbara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/7/2014 9:30:00 PM

Excellently done, Barbara. BIG congrats.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/7/2014 9:11:00 PM

I just had to see who came in first in this contest and I was not disappointed! I loved this humorous Limerick Barbara. Perfect! Congratulations!!

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 6/7/2014 7:42:00 PM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Joseph May

Date: 6/7/2014 7:08:00 PM

lol...Congrats on a great win BG

Verlena S. Walker

Date: 6/7/2014 6:50:00 PM

Nice Limerick Barbara... CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING FIRST PLACE IN THE CONTEST! Verlena

Carrie Richards

Date: 6/7/2014 5:52:00 PM

Hooray for you~~!! But I'm trying hard not to visualize this one !!! LOL !!

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 6/7/2014 5:10:00 PM

Funny to the max, Barb. Congratulations! The visual is best left to the imagination with no pics to accompany.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 6/7/2014 5:07:00 PM

LOL!!!! big laughs here dearie BG.. :D!!!!!!!! ican imagine this hilarious scene!!!!!!! :D :D CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Casarah Nance

Date: 6/7/2014 4:48:00 PM

LOL :) oh my goodness what a hoot! I didn't know what to expect, I'm not quite knowledgable on limmicks so this caught me off guard and I laughed so hard, great job :)

Barbara Gorelick
Date: 6/7/2014 4:57:00 PM

I want to see you write a limerick.! There are some great limerick poets here on the soup. Check them out by going to limerick forms and then check samples..Im not that good..I have a hard time coming up with s subject.. Smiling at you...