Aaaargh

I've just had to give up and stop wait for my blood pressure to drop this long stream of fails has broken my nails whose idea was these child-proof tops?

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 2/2/2016 7:27:00 PM

Annoying isn't it? So, may you have everything you need kind sir. A pleasure to read your work as usual.

Viv Wigley
Date: 2/2/2016 10:40:00 PM

Thanks Duke. regards, Viv

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/27/2016 6:40:00 PM

Hey Viv ... do they have child proof caps on beer bottles? Now that's a thought - Lindsay

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/27/2016 10:51:00 PM

It wouldn't matter, Lindsay- I open the tops off beer bottles using my missus' eye socket. Regards, Viv

David Fisher

Date: 1/26/2016 8:14:00 PM

Great title and fun Limerick, Viv.

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/27/2016 6:21:00 AM

Thanks David, sorry for the delay replying, I've been waiting for my fingernails to grow back :)

Paul Callus

Date: 1/26/2016 3:34:00 PM

You are right to moan, Viv. Sometimes they can be so awkward that you could just hammer away at them! Last time my g'daughter (aged 11) did it for me, commenting that I'll be able to do it when I grow up! Cheeky monkey:) ~ Regards // paul

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/27/2016 6:22:00 AM

One of my neighbour's five year old children is my 'TV remote solutions consultant', Paul. Remember only having two or three channels? Thanks for dropping by, hope you're well. Regards, Viv

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/26/2016 8:57:00 AM

Ha ha, this is cute.

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/27/2016 6:23:00 AM

I bet you're only laughing because you're a maestro with such devices, Richard, you smug fiend...... Thanks for dropping by. regards, Viv

Constance La France

Date: 1/26/2016 8:55:00 AM

Viv, this is so funny, I agree, sometimes I have to take out the wrench and hammer, lol, wonderful limerick, really enjoyed your humour, I need a laugh ~

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/27/2016 6:24:00 AM

Glad to have given you a smile, BW. Viv x

John Lawless

Date: 1/26/2016 8:38:00 AM

Viv, what you need to do is give it to a child to open.

Lin Lane

Date: 1/26/2016 5:01:00 AM

lol Viv. Use the handle of a spoon.

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/26/2016 6:21:00 AM

All spoons now bent, Lin, but thanks for the tip x

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/26/2016 4:34:00 AM

- .............. not mine :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley
Date: 1/26/2016 6:24:00 AM

Glad to hear it, Anne Lise. I still have a full bottle of cough syrup from a year ago that I can't get the top off. And don't get me started on blister packaging that batteries come in- it has a blood lust. Viv x