Aaaargh

I've just had to give up and stop
wait for my blood pressure to drop
this long stream of fails
has broken my nails
whose idea was these child-proof tops?

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Duke Beaufort

February 2, 2016 at 7:27 PM

Annoying isn't it? So, may you have everything you need kind sir. A pleasure to read your work as usual.

Viv Wigley

February 2, 2016 at 10:40 PM

Thanks Duke. regards, Viv

Lindsay Laurie

January 27, 2016 at 6:40 PM

Hey Viv ... do they have child proof caps on beer bottles? Now that's a thought - Lindsay

Viv Wigley

January 27, 2016 at 10:51 PM

It wouldn't matter, Lindsay- I open the tops off beer bottles using my missus' eye socket. Regards, Viv

David Fisher

January 26, 2016 at 8:14 PM

Great title and fun Limerick, Viv.

Viv Wigley

January 27, 2016 at 6:21 AM

Thanks David, sorry for the delay replying, I've been waiting for my fingernails to grow back :)

Paul Callus

January 26, 2016 at 3:34 PM

You are right to moan, Viv. Sometimes they can be so awkward that you could just hammer away at them! Last time my g'daughter (aged 11) did it for me, commenting that I'll be able to do it when I grow up! Cheeky monkey:) ~ Regards // paul

Viv Wigley

January 27, 2016 at 6:22 AM

One of my neighbour's five year old children is my 'TV remote solutions consultant', Paul. Remember only having two or three channels? Thanks for dropping by, hope you're well. Regards, Viv

Richard Lamoureux

January 26, 2016 at 8:57 AM

Ha ha, this is cute.

Viv Wigley

January 27, 2016 at 6:23 AM

I bet you're only laughing because you're a maestro with such devices, Richard, you smug fiend...... Thanks for dropping by. regards, Viv

Constance La France

January 26, 2016 at 8:55 AM

Viv, this is so funny, I agree, sometimes I have to take out the wrench and hammer, lol, wonderful limerick, really enjoyed your humour, I need a laugh ~

Viv Wigley

January 27, 2016 at 6:24 AM

Glad to have given you a smile, BW. Viv x

John Lawless

January 26, 2016 at 8:38 AM

Viv, what you need to do is give it to a child to open.

Lin Lane

January 26, 2016 at 5:01 AM

lol Viv. Use the handle of a spoon.

Viv Wigley

January 26, 2016 at 6:21 AM

All spoons now bent, Lin, but thanks for the tip x

Anne-Lise Andresen

January 26, 2016 at 4:34 AM

- .............. not mine :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley

January 26, 2016 at 6:24 AM

Glad to hear it, Anne Lise. I still have a full bottle of cough syrup from a year ago that I can't get the top off. And don't get me started on blister packaging that batteries come in- it has a blood lust. Viv x

Aaaargh

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