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A GIFT OF A LIFETIME - TO END ON SATURDAY MARCH 20TH 2077

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I’ve received an incredible gift It has given my heart such a lift But the date that I see Is what now concerns me – It’s the date I no longer exist!!! Today I was gifted a 'lifetime' premium membership but it is somewhat disconcerting to see it ends on 3/20/2077. I hope TPS aren't psychic!!!! My mother's great great aunt lived to 111 and 121 days and was in the Guinness book of records - I hope I am around a long long time to make full use of this incredible gift. 14th October 2016

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Date: 10/17/2016 8:42:00 PM
That is spooky. Really spooky. A Fav!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/7/2016 6:18:00 PM
I hope I am still around to get good value for money Armand!lol:-) hugs jan x
Date: 10/17/2016 7:17:00 AM
Well life expectancy is being extended every year by amazing new medical research, so in calculating that is 66 years from now from the end of your membership then add that to your unknown age and there you have it - easy peasy, you might need an extension to the membership - LOL By the way you really are deserving of this gift - congratulations Nice thank you poem by the way! Regards, Mark
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/17/2016 2:44:00 PM
Many thanks Mark:-) I am stunned and delighted that the PM has blessed me in this way; I will try my best to make them proud and use my gift of humour to make people smile when they read my funny poems:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/17/2016 6:18:00 AM
LOL, may you live to fully enjoy it : )
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Date: 10/17/2016 2:41:00 PM
Oh I hope so Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2016 5:10:00 PM
What a beautiful gift Jan. Well deserved.
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Date: 10/15/2016 5:33:00 PM
I burst into tears when I got the mail Jean happy tears of course and now i can't wipe the smile from my face:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2016 4:33:00 PM
Hopingly if you are still living they will extended Hugs Eve
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Date: 10/15/2016 5:33:00 PM
I hope so Eve I want to use this gift to the full lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/15/2016 2:23:00 PM
This gift has already given your inspiration a lift, Jan:) I'm still wondering why the month quoted is March, and not October...or January! Hugs // paul
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Date: 10/15/2016 2:43:00 PM
March 20th is when my existing PM would have expired so I assume the date goes up to then. I just hope I am around for many years to make full use of it:-) :-) hugs
Date: 10/15/2016 5:20:00 AM
Wonderful Jan, may you still write limericks at age 120!!! \o/
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Date: 10/15/2016 8:20:00 AM
.... you can go off people!!!!!!!!!!!! but as we are about to get married I guess I better forgive you lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/15/2016 12:38:00 AM
Wow again!!! May you live looooooong, dear Jan:) this is an awesome gift to give back to that generous soul:)
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Date: 10/15/2016 1:06:00 AM
Thanks Jo - it made me LOL to see an expiry date for a 'lifetime' gift. I intend to be around for many years to come and hope to continue to make people smile with my silly poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 11:49:00 PM
Good stuff Jan. 111 years old? Wow. /|\
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:12:00 AM
Her name was Rose Adelaide Healy (or it may be spelled Healey) I never met her but mum remembers her and often talks about her :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 10:37:00 PM
wow, great gift.. i know how that feels, it happens to me,jan.. SOUPIE for you!..huggs
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:11:00 AM
gift of a lifetime Nette! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/14/2016 9:28:00 PM
In 2077 I would be 121, not gonna happen. I'm happy for you Jan. What a great gift. I would think if anyone deserved it, it would be you.
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:10:00 AM
Thanks Daniel:-) :-) I daren't calculate how old I will be but longevity is on my mother's side of the family so with advances in technology who knows!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 7:48:00 PM
Jan, that's funny they should call it lifetime and beyond, incredible gift
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:09:00 AM
LOL you can imagine a youngster being given a PM and being shocked to see their lifetime being relatively short!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 7:37:00 PM
An excellent limerick, dear Jan, with flow and rhymes! Longevity also runs in my family. I only hope is doesn't leave me too far behind! Thanks for enjoying my pee shooter. / M
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:08:00 AM
That poem was SO SO funny I read it to hubby and he loved it too especially the spelling of pee - sheer genius my friend:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 7:16:00 PM
Perhaps you can send us a verse from the other side!...nicely done Jan
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Date: 10/15/2016 12:07:00 AM
ha ha ha - having read some of my poems maybe some will be hoping my 'lifetime' is going to be short lol but seriously I am on cloud 9 to think someone believes in me so much and it really is a gift to last a lifetime:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 7:10:00 PM
Hi Jan, It's good to see you will be "gifting" us with your gift for a long time: -) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/14/2016 7:13:00 PM
I hope to be here for many years to come Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 4:29:00 PM
You've received a wonderful gift and the kind donor will be rewarded with each poem written by your hand.
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Date: 10/14/2016 4:36:00 PM
Thanks so much Lin:-):-) I intend to use it to the best of my ability and for many many years to come:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/14/2016 4:27:00 PM
Lol ::) Hilarious Jan...I will be hundred years old in 2077 :).I wonder if Id still be writing here: )
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Date: 10/14/2016 4:35:00 PM
It really made me smile to see a lifetime gift has a date on it Charma... but I intend to use it for as long as I possibly can :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/14/2016 4:28:00 PM
Or down there :)
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Charmaine Chircop
Date: 10/14/2016 4:27:00 PM
Or up there...:)
Date: 10/14/2016 3:13:00 PM
Arthur said he got a message about his expiration yesterday.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/14/2016 3:21:00 PM
... I hope he is here for many years to come!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx