At the Rendezvous In Soup Creek

One day in Soup Creek City, There was a duel 'tween Cunningham and Watt Tom said to John "I hear you're good, Let me see, son- what you've got" John said to Tom "You're not the only one With a gun that fires ink Tom looked at John in the eye Then he guzzled down his drink He said "That may be true, boy But I've got the fastest gun in town I'll fire out a few limericks That will spin your head around" That's when the sheriff "Koplin" Walked in Soup Creek's saloon With pistols by his side He held a big bright blue balloon He said to Tom and John Let's take this duel outside I'll lock-up the one who shoots the other And give the balloon to the one who died Right before they walked outside Someone shot the balloon big bright and blue The fastest lady gun around That all the townsmen knew Jenna was her name She walked in six-inch heels She usually rides around Soup Creek On her bicycle that has three wheels She shot that big bright blue balloon As it wobbled through the air Then it burst with a bang and zig-zagged Till it landed on someone's chair The chair belonged to Gershon Wolfe The hangman of Soup Creek But someone shouted "He's in the out-house... He went to fix a leak" Milton, Lawless and Mike Gentile They were playing "Hold 'em" around the table While Andrea, Constance, and Tania Was playing "No-Peek" out in the stable Alexis, Eve, Heidi, Kim and Belle They were singing a country song Victor, Arlo, Vijay and Jim Slaughter They Joined in to sing along Wendy, Paula, Brenda and Jennifer Valsa, Sara and "Sunshine" Anne-Lise They were drinking shots of whiskey Trying to make some peace With Sam K, Jo and Brandy DebM and Anaya too! Because they all had their eyes on Charlie "two-stepping" Down at the rendezvous