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Quote Left Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pt, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. Quote Right
Quote Left I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas. Quote Right
Quote Left Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. Quote Right
Quote Left Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what. I'll go home to your wife and outside of the improvements, you'll never know the diffe... Quote Right
Quote Left Members of the faculty, faculty members, students of Huxley and Huxley students. I guess that covers everything. Quote Right
Quote Left Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is arrange for a settlem... Quote Right
Quote Left Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p Quote Right