I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
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We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era w...
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A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, 'How do you like it up here?' The priest says, 'If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini?' 'Yes.' 'Rosary, get th
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I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host!
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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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A raise is like a martini; it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want to discourage it altogether.
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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.
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