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Quote Left A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it. Quote Right
Quote Left Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Quote Right
Quote Left High school is such a shared experience in North American culture. Quote Right
Quote Left Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain. Quote Right
Quote Left Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value. Quote Right
Quote Left We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. Quote Right
Quote Left A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out. Quote Right
Quote Left Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar. Quote Right
Quote Left Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs. Quote Right
Quote Left Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except for the fact they've been told they have lots in common. Quote Right
Quote Left I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs. Quote Right
Quote Left I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened. Quote Right
Quote Left Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you. Quote Right
Quote Left Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. Quote Right
Quote Left Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo. Quote Right
Quote Left Adventure without risk is Disneyland. Quote Right
Quote Left Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them. Quote Right
Quote Left Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. Quote Right
Quote Left On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen. Quote Right
Quote Left If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. Quote Right
Quote Left Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. Quote Right
Quote Left Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing. Quote Right
Quote Left Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living. Quote Right
Quote Left There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Quote Right
Quote Left Every single moment is a coincidence. Quote Right
Quote Left A ring is a halo on your finger. Quote Right
Quote Left If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us. Quote Right
Quote Left Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine. Quote Right
Quote Left The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all. Quote Right
Quote Left Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal. Quote Right
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