We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era w...
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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Whenever I get married I start buying
Gourmet Magazine
.
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What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
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Every so often, I turn on the television and see one of the movement leaders being asked some idiot question like,
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As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
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I don't know a great deal about life in Washington for women—I spent a summer there once working in the White House, and my main memories of...
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Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
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