Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
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The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Look, twenty-dollar weddings. What a way to get married.... Keechie, would you marry me?
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I think it is a kind of subject matter that needed exploring ... the identity of the single woman had not caught up with what was happening. Which was that a lot of perfectly attractive, intelligent, nice, normal girls in their 30s had decided not to get married for very good reasons. And they were paralyzed somewhere between the Cosmo girls, you know with the good life and their own flat and car and independence and lots of fun, and haunted by this horrible image of ... the tragic spinster who ends up dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by a dog.
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Meredith: I think we ought to get married. We don't fight, we love it in bed, and—well, that's about it, really. Jos:You must be pregna...
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
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Whenever I get married I start buying
Gourmet Magazine
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Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself.
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When you gonna get married, Marty? You should be ashamed of yourself. All your brothers and sisters, younger than you, they get married and go...
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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One fellow I was dating in medical school ... was a veterinarian and he wanted to get married. I said, but you're going to be moving to Minnea...
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks.
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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Marriage
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If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else.
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
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When all this is over, you know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna get married, gonna have about six kids. I'll line 'em up against the wall and ...
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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I think he and I should get married!
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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The difference between goals and mission is reflected in the difference between I want to get married and I want to have a successful marriage.
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Two people did not get married. Since then they have been living in mutual widowhood.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll be happy if not, youll become a philosopher.
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I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.
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My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher
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My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher.
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