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Famous Yakov Smirnoff Quotations

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Quote Left The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Quote Right
Quote Left I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to. Quote Right

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