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Quote Left As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. Quote Right
Quote Left 'A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?' 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'' Quote Right
Quote Left Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces. Quote Right
Quote Left 'A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?' 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'' Quote Right
Quote Left If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed. Quote Right
Quote Left Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt. Quote Right
Quote Left When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well, and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet. Quote Right
Quote Left Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. Quote Right
Quote Left Swallowing that chocolate you just ate May have been your fatal mistake! Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots, Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot. Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick, Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit! After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition, You will need to visit your local beautician. But no matter how ugly you may turn out to be You will always be sweet and beautiful to me. Quote Right
Quote Left If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box. Quote Right
Quote Left The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . . Quote Right
Quote Left He kissed me. A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs. Quote Right
Quote Left Wierd people are like chocolate cake... some people can't handle the richness Quote Right
Quote Left Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode. Quote Right
Quote Left People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold. Quote Right
Quote Left Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral; they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted. Quote Right
Quote Left Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Quote Right
Quote Left I began to realise that the large chocolate companies actually did possess inventing rooms, and they took their inventing very seriously. Quote Right
Quote Left There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Quote Right
Quote Left Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk Quote Right
Quote Left For some moments in life their are no words. Quote Right
Quote Left A day without you is like a day without chocolate. Quote Right
Quote Left Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. Quote Right
Quote Left Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick) Quote Right
Quote Left You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Quote Right
Quote Left If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner. Quote Right
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Quote Left Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. Quote Right
Quote Left My dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. Quote Right
Quote Left We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Chocolate

Quote Left For the forever child in me and you, there ll be days of chocolate cake, just for two; and no matter how old we flowers bloom, I promise to always leave a little on the spoon... and when our love stories are often told, we will have left a legacy far richer than gold, that we never stopped licking the bowl! Quote Right
Quote Left In comparison to an Angel Food cake, the Devils Food chocolate cake indeed, tastes so very much more heavenly. Quote Right
Quote Left Forget working out ...the only six pack I'm ever going to get is chocolate! Quote Right
Quote Left Sex is like a bowl of chocolate Delightful Unforgettable But last for but a moment. Quote Right