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Famous Homer Simpson Quotations

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Quote Left Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman! I... hate... you... Walt... freakin... Whitman, leaves of grass my ass! Quote Right
Quote Left I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' by Quote Right
Quote Left If he's so smart, how come he's dead? by Quote Right
Quote Left Beer. Now there's a temporary solution Quote Right
Quote Left Ooooh. So they have the internet on computers now! Quote Right
Quote Left Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk Quote Right
Quote Left I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. Quote Right
Quote Left Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use Quote Right
Quote Left Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. Quote Right
Quote Left In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Quote Right
Quote Left Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a qtip. Quote Right
Quote Left When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy Quote Right
Quote Left If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Quote Right
Quote Left Boy, everyone is stupid except me. Quote Right
Quote Left To alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems Quote Right
Quote Left Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel Quote Right
Quote Left I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed? by Quote Right
Quote Left Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening Quote Right
Quote Left Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. Quote Right
Quote Left From now on Honey, we'll be spelling everything with letters. Quote Right
Quote Left I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined! by Quote Right
Quote Left Trying is the first step towards failure. Quote Right
Quote Left And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder! Quote Right
Quote Left Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Quote Right
Quote Left Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively Quote Right
Quote Left I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! by Quote Right
Quote Left If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat? by Quote Right
Quote Left Well kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Quote Right
Quote Left All life's answers are on TV. Quote Right
Quote Left It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Quote Right
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