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Quote Left Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicains are sayin' 'Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.... so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President. Quote Right
Quote Left A place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. Quote Right
Quote Left Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Quote Right
Quote Left A healthy man, with steady employment, as wood-chopping at fifty cents a cord, and a camp in the woods, will not be a good subject for Christi... Quote Right
Quote Left If you don't like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me, 90 cents. Quote Right
Quote Left There was a determination made to report 34 cents that quarter. Quote Right
Quote Left It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. Quote Right
Quote Left In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premiu... Quote Right
Quote Left Nine dollars and forty cents! This is an outrage! If I were you, I wouldn't pay it! Quote Right
Quote Left You are ninety-eight cents' worth of cosmic star dust floating at the obscure edge of an ordinary galaxy, and yet you are the center of your own world; to friends and family, you may be precious beyond all worth. On one day, humanity seems the apex of all things beautiful, generous, mindful; another day, it seems a stupid beast. Quote Right
Quote Left My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. Quote Right
Quote Left If you think gas prices are high now, you are in for a real surprise, ... A spike of about 80 cents to what you currently have is very possible. Quote Right
Quote Left The man possessed of a dollar, feels himself to be not merely one hundred cents richer, but also one hundred cents better, than the man who is... Quote Right
Quote Left I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop. Quote Right
Quote Left When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Quote Right
Quote Left From now on, if I ever get to burn another newspaper, I'll remember what a few cents can buy. Quote Right
Quote Left The worst thing is to carry inventory over. Unless it's wine, it doesn't get better with age. It's basically better to sell it for 10 cents on a dollar than keep it. Quote Right
Quote Left Do not stand on a high pedestal and take 5 cents in your hand and say, here, my poor man, but be grateful that the poor man is there, so by making a gift to him you are able to help yourself.It is not the reciever that is blessed, but it is the giver.Be thankful that you are allowed to exercise your power of benevolence and mercy in the world, and thus become pure and perfect. Quote Right
Quote Left Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Quote Right
Quote Left Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents. Quote Right
Quote Left A woman's two cents worth is worth two cents in the music business. Quote Right
Quote Left Whether the price of the cessation program is $130 billion or $10 billion or 99 cents, it is still a fatally flawed program. Quote Right
Quote Left The mode of founding a college is, commonly, to get up a subscription of dollars and cents, and then, following blindly the principles of a di... Quote Right
Quote Left If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. Quote Right
Quote Left My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Cents

Quote Left "One Penny on the ground is overlooked by even the loliest of passers by. But a room full of Pennies create Bills that prevent the dinagration of the One." "(Browned-Cents)" Quote Right
Quote Left "One voice just makes people yell out their windows for that person to quiet... Many voices together, draws an even larger crowd" (Browned-Cents). Quote Right
Quote Left Poetry is freedom of speech but you do not have to be a poet to utter Browned-Cents Quote Right
Quote Left accents are cymbals , hearts are vibratos and souls are the opus of character Quote Right
Quote Left What if you were to be paid 1.00 for every kind, word you have ever talked and pay out 0.50 cents for every unkind word you ever talked,,, would you be rich or poor? Quote Right
Quote Left Browned-Cents Quote Right
Quote Left 1 percent a day leads to 365% a year - everybody wants to get somewhere, but only a few are willing to work for the cents. Quote Right
Quote Left A Haiku is a form of poetry that forces a writer to stop and pay attention to the sounds, scents, tastes, and other sensations using a few syllables planting seeds allowing the reader's own thoughts to take what was written and allowing it to sprout into something more. Quote Right
Quote Left Time is money. If you want more cents then you must change. Quote Right

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