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Quote Left Politics is like trying to screw a cat in the ass. Quote Right
Quote Left What, courage, man! What though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care. Quote Right
Quote Left 'In the bad old days reference to Blacks/women/Jews/others were in negative language which perpetuated poor treatment/ abuse/ exploitation of these people. Animals have suffered more from negative language stereotyping than all the others, and demeans them so constantly that they created an environment that allows all sorts of cruelties, many too horrendous to describe! An animal is 'it' instead of 'he' or 'she', this perpetuates our view of them as 'things' rather than individuals and is a major first step towards cutting them up for meat and leather, testing drugs/cosmetics/ household products on their bodies, and tearing off their coats for furs!!! Those who have pets are referred to as 'owners' rather than guardians/care givers/companions, reinforcing the idea that they are property much as slaves were considered property. Let's avoid these references: Dirty rat; filthy pig; acting like an ass; dirty dog; she's a bitch; ugly duckling; there's more than one way to skin a cat; behaving like an animal; making a monkey out of someone; killing 2 birds with one stone; working like a horse, you're chicken ... There are many more! Please think before uttering them and tell others. Thank you!' Quote Right
Quote Left The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on. Quote Right
Quote Left Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff! Quote Right
Quote Left Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat. Quote Right
Quote Left like the cat I have nine times to die. This is Number Three. What a trash To annihilate each decade. Quote Right
Quote Left What I want to fix your attention on is the vast overall movement towards the discrediting, and finally the elimination, of every kind of human excellence -- moral, cultural, social or intellectual. And is it not pretty to notice how 'democracy' (in the incantatory sense) is now doing for us the work that was once done by the most ancient dictatorships, and by the same methods The basic proposal of the new education is to be that dunces and idlers must not be made to feel inferior to intelligent and industrious pupils. That would be 'undemocratic.' Children who are fit to proceed may be artificially kept back, because the others would get a trauma by being left behind. The bright pupil thus remains democratically fettered to his own age group throughout his school career, and a boy who would be capable of tackling Aeschylus or Dante sits listening to his coeval's attempts to spell out A CAT SAT ON A MAT. We may reasonably hope for the virtual abolition of education when 'I'm as good as you' has fully had its way. All incentives to learn and all penalties for not learning will vanish. The few who might want to learn will be prevented who are they to overtop their fellows And anyway, the teachers -- or should I say nurses -- will be far too busy reassuring the dunces and patting them on the back to waste any time on real teaching. We shall no longer have to plan and toil to spread imperturbable conceit and incurable ignorance among men. Quote Right
Quote Left Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love. Quote Right
Quote Left A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad Quote Right
Quote Left I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Quote Right
Quote Left When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there. Quote Right
Quote Left Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. Quote Right
Quote Left One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?' And he said to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?' My cousin was a weird guy. Quote Right
Quote Left 'If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.' Quote Right
Quote Left In Germany, Gunther Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41, of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys. Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying 'Germany Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously'. Passers-by assumed Mr Burpus' screams were part of the act and it was only when an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. 'I kept calling for help,' he said, 'but people just said 'Very good! Very clever!' and threw coins at me.' Quote Right
Quote Left You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. Quote Right
Quote Left I despise and abhor the pleas on behalf of that infamous practice, vivisection... I would rather submit to the worst of deaths, so far as pain goes, than have a single dog or cat tortured to death on the pretense of sparing me a twinge or two. Quote Right
Quote Left I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a Computer Scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-oriented. Quote Right
Quote Left One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy. Quote Right
Quote Left Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect Quote Right
Quote Left Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Quote Right
Quote Left The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
Quote Right
Quote Left Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect. Quote Right
Quote Left His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path. Quote Right
Quote Left I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Quote Right
Quote Left CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience Quote Right
Quote Left When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. Quote Right
Quote Left I had to get rid of my husband…the cat/dog was allergic. Quote Right
Quote Left The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. Quote Right
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Quote Left When we talk to one person, we leave an indirect impression upon others, with whom this person communicates. That means somewhere we are responsible for what people think about us and how they treat us. We must always keep a check on our conduct and the words we speak. Quote Right
Quote Left By looking down at the Caterpillar will not change the fact that it is a Butterfly in process. Your cursing words can not kill the Kaleidoscope of butterflies hidden inside Her belly. Quote Right
Quote Left "Expressing words, since the beginning of time, numerically and characteristically. Finding the language of syllabicated characters, forming the concepts, and for the literature of thought perception and understanding!" - William Darnell Sr Quote Right
Quote Left Swim against the current, be "weird". Be the butterfly in the midst of caterpillars. I've asked a question many times but have never gotten the correct answer, "What is weird?" Weird is befriending the friendless. Standing up to the worst jeers from the worst bullies. "Weird is unique". It's doing what no one else will because they are afraid to be seen by others as something different. "Normal" is just ununiqueness disguised as something beautiful. Be the star that lights the path for millions. Quote Right
Quote Left Failure is the catalyst of success Quote Right
Quote Left Many theologians of today are the most dangerous people to new converts, They make the simplicity of the gospel of Jesus so vague and complicated. Quote Right
Quote Left We shall continue to advocate an unwavering beacon of optimism for victorious battle against fear and the inherent vice of crisis at its peril. Quote Right
Quote Left When A Lyric Is Of A Numerical Reference and is located On The Lower Scale Of Musical Sound. Path's, Cords, Of Creativity Are Created. Quote Right
Quote Left I am a dedicated product of my teachers because they have moulded my outlook in life more than all the books put together. --Vincent Van Ross Quote Right
Quote Left 'Ego' is a small word with enormous repercussions and ramifications. --Vincent Van Ross Quote Right
Quote Left Mind games are not about reeling in the catch, holding for the glory seen in pictures or the feel good feel from knowledge after throwing the fish back in, mind games are about not freeing a creature from your control when it has a hook through its face, the fear is having the weapon not using Quote Right
Quote Left Churches on vacation over Corona virus is the strangest thing i have heard in Christendom. where is the Power of the cross ? Quote Right
Quote Left I wanted to grab hold of something, anything, as I fell.., your arms reached out to catch me and the ground just flew away. Quote Right
Quote Left You're one of the strongest women I am blessed to know. You're like a cat with many lives, always bouncing back. You have carried loads of people on your back across the river........You are unbelievable.......you have lost a lot but look how much you've gained.....you're invincible. Quote Right
Quote Left Education is not a solution. Quote Right
Quote Left Human nature. Our often justification when we fall into folly. But our real folly is justifying it as human nature. Quote Right
Quote Left "If a creative person is working in crisis communication poetrysoup.com and it's welcoming of fictional work along with having a link for its professional display is gold for the problem solver," said Austin Macauley Fictional Author Marc O'Brien, "in a controlled information distribution setting someone can handle a sensitive situation with the goal to find the proper resolution." Quote Right
Quote Left "How delicate, the intensity unrealised, but how fragile the desires of those who flail in rivers blackened?" Quote Right
Quote Left Changing ones thunder (destiny) is another strongest thing in man's world. It strike and lightening may be nipped in the bud via supplication It strike and lightening may never go under vicissitude because it an ordained strike that has been issued in the preserved tablet. It strike and lightening may change in tone not in your period, perhaps the next generation, maybe another generation, maybe another generation. So is how trespasses visits to. Paciolo Pen saint??? Quote Right
Quote Left The analysis starts in the mind, is enhanced by the tool or equipment its findings are communicated to make more meaning to a broad spectrum of end users. Quote Right
Quote Left They call it the Lamentation of a drunk, I call it the intoxication of a saddened heart. They call it words, I call it poetry #ThePoeticMembrane Quote Right
Quote Left Weighted sorrows lying in heap amongst scattered pieces of broken dreams and memories of loves now passed. Quote Right
Quote Left Relationships are delicate treasures best preserved and cherished when you find a way to not disturb anyone’s ecosystem. That’s what enables you keep and carry forward the good people you meet in the journey called ‘Life’ Quote Right
Quote Left A dream is a message from the mind that represents current situation and different events of the past, present and future. “For Example.” 1.Fruit and vegetables in the dream mean wish and desires. 2.Snake is the omen of risk and danger. 3.Crying and weeping indicate emotional and physical needs. 4.Nightmare is the symbol of suffering and bad luck. 5.Pain is the symptom of reality and real pain or distress etc. Quote Right
Quote Left My mom always told me to look at the bright side. As if I need cataracts. I'm already nearsighted. Quote Right
Quote Left Poetry will always be a matter of perception, perspective, and personal taste. No amount of education or fame will ever change that.   ~FJ Thomas Quote Right
Quote Left The Seven Stars 1.Abubakr was an experienced truthful person. 2.Umar was an educated tough person. 3.Usman was a kind hearted, generous person. 4.Ali was the only person on this earth who is Sultan ul Faqr. 5.Hussain was a brave and bold person. 6.Khalid was an expert warrior. 7.Bilal was a devoted pious person. May god bless these seven stars with more light and dignity. Quote Right
Quote Left The complexion of your external perplexion is the definition of your internal complication. Quote Right
Quote Left ATTENTION: PLEASE STOP STARING! No I am Not Drunk or under the influence of Drugs. I have Parkinson disease. My Notice to the public. Get educated before you judge me.. Quote Right
Quote Left Be wise and look around. For it can catch you up unawares and you fall. Quote Right
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