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Quote Left Politics is like trying to screw a cat in the ass. Quote Right
Quote Left 'In the bad old days reference to Blacks/women/Jews/others were in negative language which perpetuated poor treatment/ abuse/ exploitation of these people. Animals have suffered more from negative language stereotyping than all the others, and demeans them so constantly that they created an environment that allows all sorts of cruelties, many too horrendous to describe! An animal is 'it' instead of 'he' or 'she', this perpetuates our view of them as 'things' rather than individuals and is a major first step towards cutting them up for meat and leather, testing drugs/cosmetics/ household products on their bodies, and tearing off their coats for furs!!! Those who have pets are referred to as 'owners' rather than guardians/care givers/companions, reinforcing the idea that they are property much as slaves were considered property. Let's avoid these references: Dirty rat; filthy pig; acting like an ass; dirty dog; she's a bitch; ugly duckling; there's more than one way to skin a cat; behaving like an animal; making a monkey out of someone; killing 2 birds with one stone; working like a horse, you're chicken ... There are many more! Please think before uttering them and tell others. Thank you!' Quote Right
Quote Left The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on. Quote Right
Quote Left What, courage, man! What though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care. Quote Right
Quote Left Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat. Quote Right
Quote Left What I want to fix your attention on is the vast overall movement towards the discrediting, and finally the elimination, of every kind of human excellence -- moral, cultural, social or intellectual. And is it not pretty to notice how 'democracy' (in the incantatory sense) is now doing for us the work that was once done by the most ancient dictatorships, and by the same methods The basic proposal of the new education is to be that dunces and idlers must not be made to feel inferior to intelligent and industrious pupils. That would be 'undemocratic.' Children who are fit to proceed may be artificially kept back, because the others would get a trauma by being left behind. The bright pupil thus remains democratically fettered to his own age group throughout his school career, and a boy who would be capable of tackling Aeschylus or Dante sits listening to his coeval's attempts to spell out A CAT SAT ON A MAT. We may reasonably hope for the virtual abolition of education when 'I'm as good as you' has fully had its way. All incentives to learn and all penalties for not learning will vanish. The few who might want to learn will be prevented who are they to overtop their fellows And anyway, the teachers -- or should I say nurses -- will be far too busy reassuring the dunces and patting them on the back to waste any time on real teaching. We shall no longer have to plan and toil to spread imperturbable conceit and incurable ignorance among men. Quote Right
Quote Left Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff! Quote Right
Quote Left like the cat I have nine times to die. This is Number Three. What a trash To annihilate each decade. Quote Right
Quote Left A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad Quote Right
Quote Left When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there. Quote Right
Quote Left I despise and abhor the pleas on behalf of that infamous practice, vivisection... I would rather submit to the worst of deaths, so far as pain goes, than have a single dog or cat tortured to death on the pretense of sparing me a twinge or two. Quote Right
Quote Left Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love. Quote Right
Quote Left One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?' And he said to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?' My cousin was a weird guy. Quote Right
Quote Left In Germany, Gunther Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41, of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys. Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying 'Germany Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously'. Passers-by assumed Mr Burpus' screams were part of the act and it was only when an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. 'I kept calling for help,' he said, 'but people just said 'Very good! Very clever!' and threw coins at me.' Quote Right
Quote Left I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a Computer Scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-oriented. Quote Right
Quote Left I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Quote Right
Quote Left Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. Quote Right
Quote Left You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. Quote Right
Quote Left One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy. Quote Right
Quote Left 'If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.' Quote Right
Quote Left The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
Quote Right
Quote Left CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience Quote Right
Quote Left Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect Quote Right
Quote Left Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Quote Right
Quote Left Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect. Quote Right
Quote Left I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. Quote Right
Quote Left His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path. Quote Right
Quote Left When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat. Quote Right
Quote Left The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. Quote Right
Quote Left I had to get rid of my husband…the cat/dog was allergic. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Cat

Quote Left Labor Day is a day to recognize the dignity of work and the contributions of working people to our society. Dedicated to no single man, sect or class, Labor Day celebrates the tireless collective efforts of all individuals striving to make our nation a better place for us, our children, and future generations. The farmer and the businessperson, the civil servant, the private sector worker, all the workers..... let us honor their selfless service irrespective of their class or background. ~ Aloo Quote Right
Quote Left A mother's love is the purest form of magic; a selfless masterpiece that knows no boundaries, defies all odds and endures all obstacles and challenges; it's a love painted with sacrifice, unrivalled dedication and unmatched devotion. Motherhood is indeed an act of unwavering faith and limitless optimism in the future wellbeing of a child ~ Aloo Denish Quote Right
Quote Left Victories aren't so easy to obtain: dedication and sacrifice are required, and when they become realistic, be ready to seize your victory! Quote Right
Quote Left What was predestined will occur in a specific place and time: whoever tries to prevent it, will not succeed. I've pondered over ruined lives for disobeying the fate's will, but sadly the consequences were unfavorable and catastrophic. I've seen people weep, not happy about the outcome of their dream; their allusion was too discernable...what was missing was their strength of defiance! Quote Right
Quote Left Victory is not easy to obtain, it requires dedication and sacrifices; and when it'll come: it'll be an exhilarating joy more than an unconceivable dream. Quote Right
Quote Left Intoxication Gin and coke to numb the pain. Intoxication makes the dreams go away. Alcohol a mask a temporary escape. Quote Right
Quote Left If denied access to heaven, on my way down I can see myself yelling up, "Well, my cats would disagree!" Quote Right
Quote Left Africans must expunge the western educatution, It has no bearing in our day to day lives in Africa and it is not the yardstick for excellence, The western educational system is devoid of cultural values and it is for the most part aimed at keeping you limited and boxed into a define form. it restrict the human mind which i cannot be confined. We have rich untapped Educational values . Quote Right
Quote Left All topics are not original...the only thing that makes a write ourselves. Even the sin, a duplicate. Quote Right
Quote Left If a fire catches the jungle each animal should have to follow the root of lion and lion announce We have two ways one is simple and short Another will be long and difficult ? Quote Right
Quote Left Our mobile phones,internet and telecommunication devices are their eyes and ears through which they record audio video Plus they use different spy gadgets. Quote Right
Quote Left When love reciprocates, selfishness evaporates. Quote Right
Quote Left An education doesn't guarantee great vision. Quote Right
Quote Left Their leaves lay dead and the wind scatters each here and there. Now, the trees are silent bones. Yet, there is a beauty in their stillness. Quote Right
Quote Left Butterflies are the souls of caterpillars, they are borne from the inside out, they last for only a short while to start their hurricanes, to leave their beautiful imprint on their new world, before they leave to regenerate again in another place; Quote Right
Quote Left Through chaos, great change occurs. It gets worse before it gets better. Butterflies are fragile, but they are the souls of caterpillars, strong enough to wave their messages of rebirth through. Don’t get me started on Bees. Love. Joy. Be. Quote Right
Quote Left The primal and the best education start from family. Quote Right
Quote Left Continue to cavalcade, stallions: there'll be no limitation to your aspirations! Champions deserve victory for their endurance and dedication. Quote Right
Quote Left Some of the people in statistical view of college educated are worse off than the people who are non educated because once that degree is in their hands, their ego is boosted and they become the worst of the worst. Quote Right
Quote Left Don makes duplicate whatsapp account of a person to trap him. Quote Right
Quote Left “Don’t Close Your eyes or deny the past, realize we are One people With Many Stories breathing the same air and living under the same sun, So forget the categories, MAKE IT CLEAR, it not about Black History Month but about Making Human History All year” — Christen Kuikoua Quote Right
Quote Left Intelligence Bureau can listen our conversation through mobile, phone, tab, laptop and other telecommunication devices meanwhile they can share it with other People. Quote Right
Quote Left Our internet and telecommunication devices are their eyes and ears through which they can hear and watch us. Quote Right
Quote Left Life Lessons doesn't end with primary school or higher education. Relearning it's a ongoing process. Quote Right
Quote Left Cats are a homes invisible soul. Quote Right
Quote Left Consecutive, Duplicate Letters in Words; E,E, O,O, TT ... Signify the Presence, the Experience of other Languages. Quote Right
Quote Left My luck is so bad the day I die everyone on the planet will stump their toe on coffee table or step on a lego or catch trailer ball with shin this is necessary to even things out again Quote Right
Quote Left A lawyer is a degree holder whereas an advocate is a license holder. Quote Right
Quote Left " You are my mirror, I am what you see me as. Nothing helps, neither clarifications nor justifications.. because you are my mirror, I am what you see me as. " Quote Right
Quote Left We live amidst expectations and confusion. We demand understanding and reciprocation. We face ignorance and manipulations. We win $ we lose...... The fight, the pleasure, the fear, everything is within... We are ruled by emotions . Let the ruler be positive and progressive. Because happiness and contentment is the state with in.. Quote Right