The point of the dragonfly's terrible lip, the giant water bug, birdsong, or the beautiful dazzle and flash of sunlighted minnows, is not that...
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It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.
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A peril of the night road is that flecks of dust and streaks of bug blood on the windshield look to me like old admirals in uniform, or crippled apple women, or the front edge of barges, and I whirl out of their way, thus going into ditches and fields and up on front lawns, endangering the life of authentic admirals and apple women who may be out on the roads for a breath of air before retiring.
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All that's behind us. But now they want to know how it feels not to have that question asked. Now they can go along and bug Terry Labonte and Rusty Wallace and some of these other guys who haven't won it. It's definitely special to win the Daytona 500. Now when Darrell (Waltrip) and me are sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch when we're both about 70, he can't say, 'I won it and you didn't'.
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She is a water bug on the surface of life.
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'Little bug-lady, little lady who is a bug. If you are not my friend i can squash you like the bug you are, little bug. Little bug. I'll pull your legs off, lady bug. Lady bug. Fly away home your house is on fire, your children will burn. Ashes ashes we all fall down!' ~Clanbook Malkavian
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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington, DC. The bride is concerned: 'What if the place is still bugged?' The groom says, 'I'll look for a bug'. He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug - 'AHA!' Under the rug was a
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WindowError 0016 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError 0046 Erronious error. Nothing wrong. WindowError 0096 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened. WindowError 00C6 Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More! WindowError 00F6 Unexplaind error. Please tell us how it happened. WindowError 0106 Reserved for future mistakes WindowError 0146 Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening. WindowError 01B6 Illegal error. Do not get this error. WindowError 056: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind He stumbles through existence with his head-light on behind. - from The Lightning-Bug
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Get a good night's sleep and don't bug anybody without asking me. (To re-election campaign manager Clark MacGregor)
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Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
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Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
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It's easy to cry 'bug' when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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A feature is a bug with seniority.
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Windows 95 and Windows 98, the only operating systems that has the year-2000 bug built into the name.
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
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Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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