Ridiculous Self Exaggeration Example

This is also posted on my contest page. Just a heads up of what I was thinking when I posted the contest:


I am the world’s best lint picker -
Fast on the fuzz as a gunslinger!
Even Clint Eastwood can’t beat me -
I’m the quickest at picking off lint enemies!
Using my fingers, tape, a roller, or brush;
There’s not a fuzzball that I won’t touch!
That’s why my clothes are smooth and lint free -
I’m the best lint picker the world’s ever seen!

Susan Burch
2/4/12

Of course I am open to interpretation too. Hope this helps! Happy writing!