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Blog Posted by Eric Nolan: 1/12/2010 8:17:00 PM

<pre>My butt crack is quite a split it supports the rest of me when I sit you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ? My butt crack is a marvel to behold it was cute when i was young but now offensive since I'm old My butt crack is pretty darn straight can you imagine if it was crooked pretty weird sight I would rate My butt crack is funny to me when I bend over in my jeans it peeks out for you to see My butt crack wanted me to write this today for no other reason then just to say...................... I gotta split LOL Eric (and sometimes not)</pre>

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Laura
Spears

Date: 2/2/2010 5:09:00 PM

LOL I hoped this would live up to its title and it did. Very funny. I will be laughing about this next week.

Doris
Culverhouse

Date: 1/22/2010 8:10:00 PM

at least it is not flapping in the wind. LOL

Andrea
Dietrich

Date: 1/15/2010 2:41:00 PM

LOVE IT (not your crack, the poem) You "cracked" me up! andrea

Krystal
Cochrane

Date: 1/14/2010 7:55:00 AM

hahahaha this just made my day. Thanks. ~KC

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/14/2010 5:25:00 AM

Aha good one Lanie ! no pun intended I'm sure LOL

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/14/2010 5:25:00 AM

Thank you Caroline, I wanted to try and start 2010 on a lighter note since 2009 was such a heavy year.

Elaine
George

Date: 1/13/2010 10:42:00 PM

Well! all I can say Eric is......That CRACKED me up . lanie

Caroline Cécile
Delacroix

Date: 1/13/2010 9:44:00 PM

Very funny and light hearted write. Thanks for the laughter. Be well. Caroline.

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/13/2010 4:31:00 PM

Yah I agree Patty, sometimes ya feel like a nut and sometimes ya don't............Almond Joy's got nuts...........my butt crack don't ! LOL

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/13/2010 4:10:00 PM

Thank you Corinne, Carolyn and James your laughter is a great reward and I appreciate it. So does my butt crack LOL

Carolyn
Devonshire

Date: 1/13/2010 3:06:00 PM

So funny! Thanks, Carolyn

Corinne
Curcio

Date: 1/13/2010 10:23:00 AM

:-D

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/13/2010 8:07:00 AM

I am glad I made your day Carol, higher praise I can't imagine. Thank you

Carol Sunshine
Brown

Date: 1/13/2010 3:16:00 AM

You made my day Eric. A good laugh is the perfect way to start the day. Thank you. Love, Carol

Eric
Nolan

Date: 1/12/2010 9:14:00 PM

Oh yes you did, admit it LOL

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