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Blog Posted by Eric Nolan: 1/12/2010 8:17:00 PM

<pre>My butt crack <br>is quite a split <br>it supports the rest of me <br>when I sit <br>you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?<br><br>My butt crack <br>is a marvel to behold <br>it was cute when i was young <br>but now offensive since I'm old <br><br>My butt crack <br>is pretty darn straight <br>can you imagine if it was crooked <br>pretty weird sight I would rate <br><br>My butt crack <br>is funny to me <br>when I bend over in my jeans <br>it peeks out<br>for you to see <br><br>My butt crack <br>wanted me to write this today <br>for no other reason <br>then just to say......................<br><br>I gotta split <br><br><br>LOL <br><br>Eric (and sometimes not)</pre>

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February 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

LOL I hoped this would live up to its title and it did. Very funny. I will be laughing about this next week.

Doris Culverhouse

January 22, 2010 at 8:10 PM

at least it is not flapping in the wind. LOL

Andrea Dietrich

January 15, 2010 at 2:41 PM

LOVE IT (not your crack, the poem) You "cracked" me up! andrea

Krystal Cochrane

January 14, 2010 at 7:55 AM

hahahaha this just made my day. Thanks. ~KC

January 14, 2010 at 5:25 AM

Aha good one Lanie ! no pun intended I'm sure LOL

January 14, 2010 at 5:25 AM

Thank you Caroline, I wanted to try and start 2010 on a lighter note since 2009 was such a heavy year.

January 13, 2010 at 10:42 PM

Well! all I can say Eric is......That CRACKED me up . lanie

Caroline Cécile Delacroix

January 13, 2010 at 9:44 PM

Very funny and light hearted write. Thanks for the laughter. Be well. Caroline.

January 13, 2010 at 4:31 PM

Yah I agree Patty, sometimes ya feel like a nut and sometimes ya don't............Almond Joy's got nuts...........my butt crack don't ! LOL

January 13, 2010 at 4:10 PM

Thank you Corinne, Carolyn and James your laughter is a great reward and I appreciate it. So does my butt crack LOL

Carolyn Devonshire

January 13, 2010 at 3:06 PM

So funny! Thanks, Carolyn

January 13, 2010 at 10:23 AM

:-D

January 13, 2010 at 8:07 AM

I am glad I made your day Carol, higher praise I can't imagine. Thank you

Carol Sunshine Brown

January 13, 2010 at 3:16 AM

You made my day Eric. A good laugh is the perfect way to start the day. Thank you. Love, Carol

January 12, 2010 at 9:14 PM

Oh yes you did, admit it LOL

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