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Thought I better get round to writing a bit about myself.

I'm married and live on the Isle of Man

My poetry journey began in November 2013 after my husband was diagnosed with cancer. The first poem I wrote was called was Splendid Isolation. This was written after we returned to the Isle of Man after his surgery in England. I felt so alone and vulnerable in the accommodation - all I really needed was someone to talk to face to face and maybe have a hug! I posted a few poems on a friends facebook page - mainly humerous poems . An on-line friend Jenny Brewer saw my poems and kept telling me to join here. It took about 3 weeks of her asking me if i had joined to pluck up the courage to finally post and 'Just Desserts' was the first poem I posted here - it is based on a true experience! Since then my life has been a whirl. In Jared Pickett's collaboration I teamed up with Darren Watson and we wrote together collaboratively as JaDazzle United.

I adore penguins - the animals not the biscuits!
Loveeeee tall men with greying hair
I love baking/cooking
I like to potter in the garden - need more time to commit to it but have an aged mother who needs me more than my garden does
Adore most types of music - will give anything a listen
Best ever gig - Knebworth 1986 when 'Queen' headlined

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HE NEEDS SUPPORT - LIMERICK COLLABORATION

Blog Posted:7/17/2021 2:35:00 AM

I wrote a limerick called 'He needs support' which I have now reposted as a collaboration. Thanks to everyone who has joined in so far

Please feel free to soup mail me and I will add new poems to the collaboration.

https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/he_needs_support_-_reposted_as_collaboration_-_bawdy_warning_1373625

We need more humour in our lives and on soup.

Incidentally I have recently been told by a souper that Issac Asimov wrote bawdy limericks and I have since discovered he had several books published, so if its good enough for Issac it's good enough for me!

Happy writing soupers

Jan xx

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Beryl
Edmonds

Date: 7/17/2021 12:39:00 PM

I enjoy limericks too Jan, the collaboration is hilarious. Keep them coming. Didn’t know about Issac Asimov’s bawdy books either… Belle :-) x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2021 2:18:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Belle, I was so thrilled to learn about Asimov writing bawdy limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton
Hankins

Date: 7/17/2021 8:41:00 AM

Jan, I love limericks, but I must tell you they don't come very natural to me. When I write one it takes some time for it to "jell" in my mind. I heartily endorse your collaboration, and I will try to come up with a contribution.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2021 9:41:00 AM

Thanks Milton, I often wake up with a complete limerick in my head and have to rush to write it down, nine times out of ten the syllable count is perfect, I just love the humour in 5 lines:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom
Cunningham

Date: 7/17/2021 6:31:00 AM

Never knew about Isaac, think there's a dark horse in us all lol. You're right though Jan, we can't have enough humour, there's too much covid gloom at the moment. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2021 6:40:00 AM

I had a comment from Delice about Issac Asimov writing bawdy limericks, I think he published 2 or 3 books of them. I know how much you have embraced the form since you joined soup. I was a total novice to writing as it was and it was only through contests on soup that I started to write the form which quickly became my favourite!:-) hugs Jan xx

My Past Blog Posts


Jan Allison Reveals All! Date Posted: 12/12/2024 2:32:00 PM
Toilet Humour and Risqué Rhymes Book Availability Date Posted: 12/6/2024 3:49:00 AM
EXCITING PUBLICATION NEWS - I'M HOPING IT WILL BE A 'BEST SMELLER'!! Date Posted: 11/27/2024 12:30:00 PM
Thank you soup admin Date Posted: 10/12/2024 4:36:00 PM
Posting multiple poems on PS - updated Date Posted: 10/11/2024 4:05:00 PM
A giggle a day can chase the blues away Date Posted: 2/9/2024 10:01:00 AM
A giggle a day ... Exciting news Date Posted: 1/20/2024 6:58:00 AM
Exciting Publication News - update updated Date Posted: 12/10/2023 8:52:00 AM
AWAY IN CONTEST JUDGED Date Posted: 7/31/2023 7:22:00 AM
My Next Contest Date Posted: 7/11/2023 8:34:00 AM
POOP POETRY CONTEST Date Posted: 6/19/2023 2:19:00 AM
A message from Teppo Gren Date Posted: 5/19/2022 3:36:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE ROPER Date Posted: 1/25/2022 1:07:00 AM
HE NEEDS SUPPORT - LIMERICK COLLABORATION Date Posted: 7/17/2021 2:35:00 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK HORNE Date Posted: 5/3/2021 11:28:00 PM
UNABLE TO RESPOND TO COMMENTS Date Posted: 4/20/2021 5:40:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE ROPER Date Posted: 1/24/2021 4:57:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK HORNE Date Posted: 5/3/2020 6:07:00 PM
TRIBUTE TO MANX FUNDRAISER BOB CORKISH Date Posted: 4/23/2020 2:29:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE ROPER - ANOTHER BURNS NIGHT BABY LIKE ME Date Posted: 1/25/2020 6:58:00 AM
POEM OF THE WEEK Date Posted: 8/12/2018 1:38:00 PM
OUCH Date Posted: 4/27/2018 3:09:00 AM
COLLABORATION CONTEST FINALLY JUDGED Date Posted: 11/15/2017 9:32:00 AM
WARNING ABOUT WEBCAMS Date Posted: 11/14/2017 1:53:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARREN WHITE Date Posted: 10/2/2017 4:53:00 PM

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Date Posted	PoemTitle	Form	Categories
4/21/2025	WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING	Limerick	boat,humorous,lust,
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4/10/2025	The Butterfly	Couplet	butterfly,nature,
4/9/2025	Stunning Spring Time	Etheree	nature,spring,
4/4/2025	PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS PART 2	Limerick	america,animal,conflict,h
4/4/2025	Will you marry me	Nonet	proposal,romantic love,
4/3/2025	PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!	Senryu	america,bullying,power,
4/1/2025	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Rhyme	nature,rainbow,sky,
3/31/2025	spring has now arrived	Haiku	nature,spring,
3/29/2025	Thinking about Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds	Free verse	music,science fiction,spa
3/27/2025	Not today Tumbleweed	Limerick	humorous,relationship,
3/26/2025	Jimmy Riddle	Limerick	child,humorous,
3/23/2025	Blue cheese and old pickles	Free verse	childhood,memory,
3/22/2025	Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem	Limerick	humorous,
3/21/2025	what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning	Limerick	humorous,irony,work,
3/18/2025	St Patrick’s Day Blunder	Limerick	celebration,drink,humorou
3/16/2025	Betrayal	Rhyme	betrayal,heartbreak,
3/15/2025	My First Pet	Couplet	cat,pets,
3/14/2025	Winter Warmer - Bawdy limerick warning	Limerick	body,humorous,
3/12/2025	Bride and Gloom	Monoku	irony,marriage,
3/10/2025	No More Coercive Control - FICTIONAL POEM	Free verse	abuse,violence,
3/8/2025	WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER!	Monoku	absence,father,
3/5/2025	OVER THE RAINBOW	Rhyme	beautiful,rainbow,
3/4/2025	Tu Hung-Lo	Senryu	age,body,humorous,
3/2/2025	MANGY MONGREL	Haiku	dog,
3/1/2025	kingfisher	Haiku	bird,
2/28/2025	WARNING THIS POEM CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR	Limerick	humorous,me,poetry,
2/27/2025	Sensational Sunset	Monoku	sunset,
2/25/2025	BAWDY LIMERICK	Limerick	humorous,
2/20/2025	KILLER ON THE LOOSE	Etheree	fear,humorous,
2/17/2025	A FISHY TALE	Rhyme	conflict,food,
2/14/2025	He really Cocked Up on Valentine’s Day	Senryu	humorous,integrity,valent
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2/3/2025	Candy Crushed - poop humour warning!	Limerick	candy,corruption,politica
2/2/2025	The 'Queen of Poop' returns!	Limerick	food,humorous,
2/1/2025	Tribute to my Vogon Valentine	Vogon Poetry	humorous,i miss you,
1/29/2025	Perhaps in the time voters will realise they made a huge cock up!	Senryu	political,
1/24/2025	THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!	Limerick	friendship,muse,poetry,
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1/20/2025	It's in his kiss	Rhyme	corruption,political,
1/19/2025	Absolute blooming creativity!	ABC	flower,garden,
1/16/2025	Precious Pussycat	Quintain (English)	cat,
1/11/2025	Burning Love	Limerick	betrayal,humor,
1/7/2025	Holiday Fun	Limerick	humorous,
12/30/2024	Resolutions	Pleiades	humorous,new year,
12/18/2024	Stollen	Pleiades	christmas,food,
12/12/2024	Santa Pause	Rhyme	christmas,fun,
12/10/2024	Fairy Fantasy	Rhyme	flower,fun,
12/1/2024	I am thankful for	Rhyme	cancer,poetry,writing,
11/27/2024	Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book	Limerick	books,humorous,writing,
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11/13/2024	ROCKET MAN - FOR JOSEPH MAY	Limerick	dream,humorous,space,
11/6/2024	Sky watcher	Monoku	rainbow,sky,
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10/31/2024	Holiday Limericks	Limerick	halloween,humorous,thanks
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10/13/2024	Absolute proof that I am the queen of poop	Monoku	for her,humorous,poetry,w
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9/22/2024	signs of autumn	Haiku	autumn,nature,
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7/26/2024	Beach babe - a little bawdy	Limerick	body,humorous,
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Fav Poems

PoemTitle	Form	Categories
The Naked Ramblers Society	Verse	funny,
Few Steps Behind	I do not know?	sad,
Sometimes We Just Have To Get Naked	Rhyme	life,
The Allison Ellison Bond	Narrative	friendship,love,
My Way	Verse	funny,
Please Do Not Weep	I do not know?	absence,bereavement,
The Touch of a Stranger	Lyric	friend,friendship,uplifti
I'll Always Remember	Rhyme	lost love,
My Fifty Years In a Nut Shell	Rhyme	family,life,nostalgia,
Remembrances ---Tanka	Tanka	emotions,remember,
Country Song	Rhyme	romance,
Mens Secrets	Rhyme	abuse,
Jan Allison	Free verse	friend,friendship,poems,p
Smile	Rhyme	giving,happy,inspiration,
Did You Have a Peaceful Night	Verse	care,love,
Your Crotch and You	Narrative	humor,
Fairy Tales, Angels and Cuddles	Rhyme	child,father daughter,chi
The True Meaning of Life	Narrative	life,
Forever Romance	Free verse	romance,romantic,
I'M Coming Home	Rhyme	emotions,military,
Bingo	Verse	funny,mum,
My Honky Tonk Angel	Narrative	romantic,
Willy the Wasp For Jan Allison	Couplet	childhood,education,insec
Poets Who Write Love Poems	Free verse	poetry,
The Things As Yet To Be	Narrative	love,
I'M Not Nosey But	Free verse	class,crazy,england,eve,
Cas Tim Jan and Me	Rhyme	humor,humorous,
A Memory She Left Behind	Verse	memory,
Are You Alone	Couplet	loneliness,
Kind of Thought	Couplet	appreciation,humorous,
A Tribute To Jan Allison	Free verse	friendship,
A Romantic Dream	Narrative	romantic,
A New Love Found	Free verse	inspirational,
Ever Deeper Grows Our Kiss	Free verse	kiss,
Drenched In One Another	Free verse	romance,romantic,
Spring	Haiku	flower,nature,seasons,daf
Oh Goddess Moon	Verse	moon,
Low Cost Airline	Limerick	fun,
Friendship	Rhyme	friendship,love,
Farewell At the Falls	Quatrain	leaving,lost love,
Fake Or Real	Rhyme	self,vanity,
To Jan Allison About Our True Real Self	Couplet	inspirational,sad,
I Dreamt of You Last Night	Quatrain	dream,love,
A Broken Heart Away	Free verse	love,
Poor Man Rich Man	Free verse	heart,identity,
The Rush	Haiku	first love,
The Story of You	Narrative	romance,
Dancing Once Again With Words	Verse	love,
It's Only Time	Couplet	age,devotion,emotions,tee
My Best Ever Love Poem	Verse	love,
Around the Corner	Free verse	introspection,mother,
Every Time I Have You Close- Triolet Sonnet	Triolet	beautiful,love,
Jan	Narrative	dedication,love,
Maybe the Last Letter To My Beloved	Free verse	conflict,love,
Yesterday and Today	Rhyme	emotions,introspection,
Mother's Highlights	Free verse	beautiful,beauty,love,mot
Romance	Rhyme	romance,
- The Glory Of Love -	Free verse	feelings,love,
Ever-Bright Eyes	Quatrain	deep,feelings,heart,how i
In Need of a Banquet	Iambic Pentameter	recovery from,relationshi
If You Can	Free verse	nature,planet,
Her Name Is Jan	Rhyme	marriage,memory,missing,m
It's Love, Pure Love	Quatrain	love,
Gifts From the Tide	Free verse	nature,ocean,sea,
I Need To Feel	Free verse	angst,emotions,
Tree Rape	Free verse	autumn,change,nature,
Coverup	Rhyme	feelings,nature,
Friendships	Rhyme	friend,friendship,love,
How Poetry Began	Quatrain	nature,poetry,
Embers	Rhyme	bereavement,feelings,marr
The Scent of Your Soul	Free verse	absence,feelings,
Paradise In My Mind	Rhyme	dream,freedom,imagination
Pretty Poet	Free verse	angel,how i feel,mentor,p
Limerick 3	Limerick	funny,
The Breadth of My Love	Free verse	love,planet,romance,roman
Breast Cancer Awareness-By Casarah Nance	Acrostic	cancer,
Dirty Socks	Rhyme	family,
Cupid's Arrows	Free verse	love,romance,
The Devil Is In This Tale	Free verse	heart,heaven,i love you,
Haiku 74 - Haiku 75- About a Bookmark	Haiku	absence,
A Message From Emilly	Ballad	age,daughter,death of a f
Poor Peter Pumpkin	Couplet	fantasy,funny,holiday,
Organic Ecstasy	Free verse	nature,planet,
Beauty Inside	Quatrain	beauty,
Moment In Time	Free verse	love,
A Winter Day	Rhyme	christmas,
Your Smile Sends Me	Ekphrasis	art,
Breast Cancer Awareness	Narrative	cancer,
If I Could	Free verse	giving,
John Lennon	Narrative	music,
On a Gorgeous Day	Couplet	joy,
For One Pass of Your Breath	Free verse	lost love,love,love hurts
Faith, Hope and Love	Tanka	life,
Rainbow In My World Today	Rhyme	color,love,rainbow,
Finding Me	Rhyme	anger,god,jesus,life,peac
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I'M Vinyl Baby	Free verse	music,
A Getaway To Ancient Venice	Prose	love,passion,
Lost In a World of Poetry	Sonnet	how i feel,poetry,
Always Can Be Awfully Cold	Couplet	travel,