i've just written a Drake diss track

it's quite good actually
Jericho likes it - 
but i'm struggling not to giggle
as i lie on the bed in the middle
of the night

my wife is not giggling
she is asleep
but i am certain i heard giggling
through the wall
yes, the neighbours are giggling

both of them
i look for the saw
because i want to join them
through the wall
and we can giggle together

it takes forty minutes
i'm through the wall
and the portal
leads me to the giggling
she's tickling the dermatologist

i look back through the excavation
i tiptoe back in
and i wake up my wife
and after twenty minutes she giggles with me -
until she sees the space in the wall 

we stare at it from the bed
i burp loudly

what a time to be alive
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