i want to play chess on somebody's head

we sat down and i offered my hand he didn't see it, with his head down and said black decides where the clock is positioned it was discovered it wasn't working so i fetched the microwave to position next to the board he put on his chess gloves my mother became a backseat chess player, then removed her lemon pudding from the microwave we continued Jericho entered the room and leaned on my shoulder he said i'm just checking on you mate i lost