LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST
Men will slobber and drool when at the beach
Cuz bikinied women are out of reach
So eat your hearts out, men
For those girls you will yen
Fine women would consider you a leech
Men are enticed by girls with flat tummies
Though theirs are obese from eating yummies
They can keep dreaming
With beady eyes gleaming
Some of the male gender are such dummies
Men think of untying bikini strings
Of Victoria Secret girls with wings
They'd like to touch their tush
or better yet their.... shush!
Men want to do so many wicked things
Ogling girls clad in skimpy bikinis
Wishing they had three wishes from genies
Each one would be the same
Trying to UP their game
With enlargements for their teeny weenies
Turn about's always considered fair play
Many women would be glad for a lay
With a well muscled stud
Who would heat up her blood
Spendin' a lil time rollin' in the hay
Categories:
yummies, men,
Form: Limerick
Good morning happy Saturday
A time to rest a time to play
Jam to tunes, binge some shows
Let the good times start to flow
Eat some yummies, have a drink
Turn off your mind, don't even think
Take a nap, get some rest
Message a friend who's the best
Take a walk in the spring air
Enjoy the nature everywhere
No worries will be found
Just happiness all around
Categories:
yummies, food, happiness, music,
Form: Rhyme
The world is my oyster I've heard it said
Not a fan of oysters how about chocolate instead
Or delicious french fries smothered in ketchup
For an omelette with home fries, early I'd get up
Do you feel a theme running through my words
Not addicted to the yummies, that's totally absurd
Granted they sometimes take over my thoughts
But so does kissing really like that a lot
Or even just sitting and gazing at the moon
With the love of my life, making me swoon
Guess what I'm saying is enjoy what you have
Some don't have anything makes me feel sad
How fortunate to know we're safe in our homes
Some don't know if their homes they still own
The bottom line is give thanks every day
Hopefully that will keep your troubles at bay
Categories:
yummies, earth,
Form: Couplet
Here’s to Thanksgiving and to you
have fun, eat up, and give thanks too
big, swollen tummies
result of yummies
I’m just hoping that you won’t spew!
Categories:
yummies, celebration, food, funny, holiday,
Form: Limerick
Sometimes I crave something salty
And other times yearn for a sweet.
It’s not that my circuits are faulty,
The cycle needs both to complete.
So after a bowl full of cherries,
Some pretzels come into the mix.
Inside of me, both hop on ferries,
Awaiting the next of my picks.
Pistachio nuts or some gummies?
Fresh popcorn? A licorice bite?
All species of salt or sweet yummies
May travel within by tonight.
I’m sure that my sugar-sweet cravings
Are not all that strange or unique,
Just one of those stuck-home behavings
That help us survive week to week.
Categories:
yummies, food,
Form: Rhyme
If our cleaning ladies were beautiful babes
Poetry would be difficult while ogling these maids
But no chance of that
Ours are big and fat
Nice personalities but for yummies, I'd trade
Categories:
yummies, fun,
Form: Limerick
That blackie cat sat fattened 'neath the ol' pumpkin moon,
While the yummies in his tummy sang a hummy little tune,
No more twitchy, glitchy, witchy tails or mousey little feets,
For he'd gobbled all those goblins up as trick-or-treat eats!
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Good Luck Halloween" Poetry Contest, Eve Roper, Judge & Sponsor.
( I used photograph number two )
Categories:
yummies, cat, fun, halloween, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
At almost eighty-three, girlies still turn my head
In spite of a neck crick, ignore the pain widespread
A small price to pay
For the yummies on display
Instead of screams of pain, they're screams of joy instead
Categories:
yummies, joy,
Form: Limerick
The Soup is swimming with amazing peeps
Animals and vegetables, loaded with heaps
Can't imagine no yummies
No Soup for the tummy
Would throw in my napkin and sit there and weep
Categories:
yummies, friendship,
Form: Limerick
How many different ways can we say the same thing
Love, attraction, drooling, zing, puts our mind in a sling
Last one sums it up
Since I was a pup
Had a strange attraction to the yummies that girlies bring
Categories:
yummies, language,
Form: Limerick
Home alone with yummies
and no one to share them with
Leaving emotions
Scattered, mixed and undefined
Like a box of Sad Crayons
Weeping wax tears of magenta and cerulean
Lamenting over their broken and dulled state
Lying randomly piled in an old shoe box
Their vanity peeled away
Longing for lines to stay inside.
Categories:
yummies, i miss you, loneliness,
Form: I do not know?
Girls, girls, girls, so sexy, so sweet
Some so delicious, they're good enough to eat
A dirty old man
I am, I am
A box full of yummies from their head to their feet
Categories:
yummies, fun,
Form: Limerick
Three little bears and three little kittens
Fell in love and were so smitten
With each other and got married
All three kittens were then carried
Over the threshold of the bears
House--eyes filling up with tears
Of happiness, sorrow no more
Once they stepped inside the door
Laughs filled up this loving house
Shared with a cute little mouse
All the neighbors are excited
To get a letter their invited
To celebrate this happiness
With everyone and nothing less
A girl who's very quite contrary
Makes a garden, her names Mary
While Miss Muffet makes a treat
Healthy porridge for all to eat
A charming farm--moos, oinks and owls
Made by their friend Old McDonald
Will provide fresh morning yummies
For these triplets hungry tummies
So come join in on the fun
A block party has begun
And wont end till the sun sets
Neighbors all in beds to rest
Categories:
yummies, friend, fun, imagination, wedding,
Form: Rhyme
The world is my oyster I've heard it said
Not a fan of oysters how about chocolate instead
Or delicious french fries smothered in ketchup
For an omelette with home fries, early I'd get up
Do you feel a theme running through my words
Not addicted to the yummies, that's totally absurd
Granted they sometimes take over my thoughts
But so does kissing really like that a lot
Or even just sitting and gazing at the moon
With the love of my life, making me swoon
Guess what I'm saying is enjoy what you have
Some don't have anything makes me feel sad
How fortunate to know we're safe in our homes
Some don't know if their homes they still own
The bottom line is give thanks every day
Hopefully that will keep your troubles at bay
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
yummies, life, love,
Form: Couplet
Everyone thinks since i smile
that everything is good
no one knows its been a while
since i last had good food.
I live in a good neighborhood
My neighbors, all quite wealthy
just snacking when i could
and trying to stay healthy
everytime you go to school
your stomach starts to rumble
always looking like a fool
when you trip and stumble.
i know what its like to feel sick
the fuzz that passes through your brain
people acting like a prick
not knowing your in pain.
i go to school like normal
i tell no one of my issues
no need to make it formal
i just grab a few more tissues.
you may not even notice me
im just your everyday dumb teen
you cant see what i see
or know where i have been.
i go to school each day
and go to work each night
working for my pay
so i can grab another bite.
we go to homeless dinners
and i feel my heart clench tight
not feeling like the winner
should i really have to fight?
so now i lay my head
and dream of a full tummy
and as i lay in bed
i dream of yummy yummies.
Categories:
yummies, hope, imagination, school, dream,
Form: Limerick
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