Yucky Poems - Poems about Yucky

I once loved a beauteous Tartar, who proved to be a nighttime farter. I prayed for a medical cure, but all the dumb doc did ensure was she started to fart much harder....

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we ate at a fancy restaurant tonight – me and daughter Lou. I knew my order before arriving, but Lou reads the menu. Freddy, our waiter, came back several times but she was not ready. I had not eaten since seven a.m. I was shaky, sleep-deprived, unsteady. Lou was torn between a crab dish that looked awful, soupy and...

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Listen up people, gonna finally let you in On my unfailing method of keeping trim Starve all day long Cept for dandelions from the lawn In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...

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In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects while sleeping Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind is bleeping Yucky I say Not true, NO WAY! But I'll stay awake to catch these guy's leaping...

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C-oronavirus A-ttacks M-ankind E-ndangering L-ungs A-s J-eopardy O-f Y-ucky M-ystery O-r R-abidity A-pplies L-ethal E-pidemic J-inx O-nerously Topic: Birthday of Camela Joy A. Moralejo (April 29) Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Maybe, if I brush My hair a certain way, then Hide that bump right on my chin, Or push my fingers And pop it out, courage now while I look for my hairbrush....

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Listen up people, gonna finally let you in On my unfailing method of keeping trim Starve all day long Cept for dandelions from my lawn In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...

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In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects and 10 spiders while sleeping Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind's bleeping Yucky I say Not true, NO WAY! But I'll still stay awake to catch these guy's a-leaping...

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Listen up people, gonna finally let you in On my unfailing method of keeping trim Starve all day long Cept for dandelions from the lawn In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...

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At my age, there should be no surprises Assuming I get it right each day the sun rises But life can come up with Yuck stuff with the bliss At times the good stuff can wear disguises © Jack Ellison 2015...

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Yucky Chucky Tucker Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be, he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth. Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air, and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair. His hands were always dirty cause he played with stinky worms, he never cared if he got sick, he wasn't afraid...

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ICKY, SUCKY, YUCKY ??????????????? wheezing, sneezing; allergy in my throat darn green mucus pasted in my hair, steroids tumbling down on chest and “no- bath -for -days” anywhere! mites and dust in rinsed fingernails fever flushing through these dead toes, and whacking sinus drips much yuckier floating from my from dry , red nose! emergency rooms...

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